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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
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I got nuthin
It takes two hands to handle a whopper…Burger King 🤙🏼
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
"Here's to good friends, _____ __ ___ _____,"……..
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
tonight is kinda special
https://youtu.be/baR5DUgySLw?si=SoVe2MpHJyq_dGgO
Correct @Bob_Luken 🤙🏼
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Don't say beer, say ____!
Zima
Bull 🐂….schlitz
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
You’ll summon Glen with talk like that
Follow your nose. It always knows.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Charmin?
Froot Loops
I know it begins with a B but can’t remember the whole name. 🤬🤯
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Burma Shave?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a _______ ___?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
Tootsie roll
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
“Look Ma….___ __________”
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
“I can’t believe _ __ __ _____ _____”
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
@Amos_Umwhat correct, Burma Shave!
@ShawnOL Tootsie Pop
No hands?
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
It's not Butter
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
I ate the whole thing.
Correct
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Nope
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Nope
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
I’ve _____and I ___ ___ __.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
____ _ ____, it’s better than frying.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Japan Air Lines?