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VegasFrank
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These guys should get their own thread so that we don't keep soiling the " you can't make this stuff up" thread.
I'll start
Deshawn Watson reading this be like:
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@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
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Of course, felonies are a Ravens tradition
Justin Tucker making the sign of the Cross every time he's about to kick a field goal takes on a different tone now.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
I see Justin Tucker giving him a run for his money
My favorite cigar list here
Hey, don't spoil my Super Bowl weekend! I'm looking forward to Kareem Hunt carrying the ball for millions a year.
"Oh please, let this finally be a Happy Ending Massage, Amen"
Someone who's feeling better than Justin tuck right now
Oh and 31 with 3 1 losses coming via knockout. All within the first or second round.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
I’m just curious why the Tucker charges came after their playoff run ended.
And why the charges are 8 years old.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
For some reason I read this as “ 6 message therapists at the same time “ , which is like Costco sized sexual misconduct.
Nobody can be Deshawn Watson. You can only hope to be like Deshawn Watson.
If you're sicko, that is.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Dude he's giving it his best shot I guess.
Coal quite a start this at
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
My favorite cigar list here
https://apple.news/Ao9qEq9YKQIC8wG3xb5AOdA
Here’s an excerpt…
A Justin "Tugger" anecdote
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
https://apple.news/ANlRXqNEoR-aw1og29JgfWw
Finally a writer had some balls and called him out on it
Lol he hammered ol boy
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Oh, I thought this was a political discussion.
At least there’s one good football team in Pennsylvania.
They have a second? The Steelers still play in the NFL? 🤔 I guess I forgot about them.
Lol Pete is so afraid of Patrick mahomes rivaling Brady...
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
After that performance, no one is worried. Patriots fans still would have had hope with 7 seconds left in the game.
3 rings vs 7. Doubt it'll ever happen. Brady is the goat.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
If I had to pick one quarterback in his absolute prime to head a team of all time greatest football players in their prime to win a football game against an alien race for the survival of humanity...
I would pick Patrick mahomes.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
No you wouldn't. And you wouldn't pick Bill Russel or MJ because you have your mind made up on Labron.
I wouldn't pick bill Russell. I would pick LeBron. AND JORDAN. I wouldn't pick gherig, and I would pick pujols.
And I would pick mahomes. He can make all the throws Brady can, and all the throws Brady can't. And he can run. #Nobrainer
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.
Brady HAS 3 Hall of Fame careers. We will see where Kermit the Frog falls at the end.