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  • alienmisprint
    alienmisprint Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
  • Sandman1am
    Sandman1am Posts: 2,565 ✭✭
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
    I refuse to get married so I guess I will have to live on it forever. I guess there are worse things in life then eating your favorite food whenever you want.
  • cabinetmaker
    cabinetmaker Posts: 2,557 ✭✭
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
    I refuse to get married so I guess I will have to live on it forever. I guess there are worse things in life then eating your favorite food whenever you want.
    I'd say not finding that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life with would be worse.
  • Redtailhawkoz
    Redtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915
    Folsom California
    Bright Sunny and Warm around 62 today.
    have to go Pick up the beast... Alternator Fryed yesterday took the serpentine belt with it
    and the cigar budget for the next freaking year..... I have to get in some games now if I want to smoke! Damn Cars!
  • Hayblet
    Hayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
    that sucks man, if you lived um like super closer I know a few mechanics but sunny CA doesn't help me nor help you
  • Sandman1am
    Sandman1am Posts: 2,565 ✭✭
    cabinetmaker:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
    I refuse to get married so I guess I will have to live on it forever. I guess there are worse things in life then eating your favorite food whenever you want.
    I'd say not finding that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life with would be worse.
    I have and I'm amazing!!!
  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Posts: 14,625 ✭✭✭✭
    cabinetmaker:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
    I refuse to get married so I guess I will have to live on it forever. I guess there are worse things in life then eating your favorite food whenever you want.
    I'd say not finding that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life with would be worse.
    if you do find her she better like pizza
  • did you someone say pizza? :)
  • alienmisprint
    alienmisprint Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭
    Sandman1am:
    cabinetmaker:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
    I refuse to get married so I guess I will have to live on it forever. I guess there are worse things in life then eating your favorite food whenever you want.
    I'd say not finding that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life with would be worse.
    I have and I'm amazing!!!
    Lmao....best answer ever....
  • stephen_hannibal
    stephen_hannibal Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭
    Oh please GOD don't let my boss send me to Pittsburgh for a week.
  • Sandman1am
    Sandman1am Posts: 2,565 ✭✭
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    cabinetmaker:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
    I refuse to get married so I guess I will have to live on it forever. I guess there are worse things in life then eating your favorite food whenever you want.
    I'd say not finding that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life with would be worse.
    I have and I'm amazing!!!
    Lmao....best answer ever....
    I do what I can to entertain although I was sorta serious.
  • illinoisgolf99
    illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    neeeeeed foooood
  • illinoisgolf99
    illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    madden ruins GPAs
  • illinoisgolf99
    illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    need more posts
  • illinoisgolf99
    illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    467...
  • illinoisgolf99
    illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    468...
  • illinoisgolf99
    illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    469... ha ha, 69...
  • stephen_hannibal
    stephen_hannibal Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭
    image
  • illinoisgolf99
    illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    hahaha thats a good one
  • alienmisprint
    alienmisprint Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭
    I need 29 more posts.
  • alienmisprint
    alienmisprint Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭
    I need these posts because someone has already answered correctly for my 2000th post contest.
  • alienmisprint
    alienmisprint Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭
    But I said I was going to reveal the winner with my 2000th post.
  • alienmisprint
    alienmisprint Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭
    And since I have to play by the rules.....
  • alienmisprint
    alienmisprint Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭
    20 to go.....
  • alienmisprint
    alienmisprint Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭
    14 to go....
  • alienmisprint
    alienmisprint Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • alienmisprint
    alienmisprint Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭
    Blah blah blah blah
  • alienmisprint
    alienmisprint Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭
    What's your favorite pizza topping?
  • alienmisprint
    alienmisprint Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭
    I'll start, mine is pepperoni.
  • alienmisprint
    alienmisprint Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭
    And no, cheese does not count as a topping.