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    alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
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    Sandman1amSandman1am Posts: 2,567
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
    I refuse to get married so I guess I will have to live on it forever. I guess there are worse things in life then eating your favorite food whenever you want.
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    cabinetmakercabinetmaker Posts: 2,560 ✭✭
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
    I refuse to get married so I guess I will have to live on it forever. I guess there are worse things in life then eating your favorite food whenever you want.
    I'd say not finding that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life with would be worse.
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    RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915
    Folsom California
    Bright Sunny and Warm around 62 today.
    have to go Pick up the beast... Alternator Fryed yesterday took the serpentine belt with it
    and the cigar budget for the next freaking year..... I have to get in some games now if I want to smoke! Damn Cars!
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    HaybletHayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
    that sucks man, if you lived um like super closer I know a few mechanics but sunny CA doesn't help me nor help you
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    Sandman1amSandman1am Posts: 2,567
    cabinetmaker:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
    I refuse to get married so I guess I will have to live on it forever. I guess there are worse things in life then eating your favorite food whenever you want.
    I'd say not finding that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life with would be worse.
    I have and I'm amazing!!!
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    kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    cabinetmaker:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
    I refuse to get married so I guess I will have to live on it forever. I guess there are worse things in life then eating your favorite food whenever you want.
    I'd say not finding that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life with would be worse.
    if you do find her she better like pizza
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    did you someone say pizza? :)
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    alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    Sandman1am:
    cabinetmaker:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
    I refuse to get married so I guess I will have to live on it forever. I guess there are worse things in life then eating your favorite food whenever you want.
    I'd say not finding that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life with would be worse.
    I have and I'm amazing!!!
    Lmao....best answer ever....
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    stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Posts: 4,317
    Oh please GOD don't let my boss send me to Pittsburgh for a week.
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    Sandman1amSandman1am Posts: 2,567
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    cabinetmaker:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    Sandman1am:
    alienmisprint:
    illinoisgolf99:
    I really need to go grocery shopping... all we have in the apt is ramen noodles and hamburger helper.. ah the life of a college student
    That's exactly how I lived when I was single, lol. And a bunch of pizza boxes. The people at Pizza Hut in Waianae knew my voice. I could order like this:

    Pizza Hut: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut! Can I help you?
    Me: Hey
    PH: Tony?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: You want the usual?
    Me: Yeah.
    PH: Okay, cash?
    Me: Yep. Thanks man, I appreciate it.
    PH: Okay brah, it'll be there in like 20-30.
    Me: Cool, thanks again.

    About 20 minutes, the delivery guy would show up with a medium thin crust super supreme and a medium thin crust meat lovers.

    I promise, I am not making this up.
    I need them to do this for me! I love pizza! It's the best food ever!!!
    Word. I lived on it in Hawaii before I got married.
    I refuse to get married so I guess I will have to live on it forever. I guess there are worse things in life then eating your favorite food whenever you want.
    I'd say not finding that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life with would be worse.
    I have and I'm amazing!!!
    Lmao....best answer ever....
    I do what I can to entertain although I was sorta serious.
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    illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    neeeeeed foooood
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    illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    madden ruins GPAs
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    illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    need more posts
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    illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    467...
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    illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    468...
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    illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    469... ha ha, 69...
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    stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Posts: 4,317
    image
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    illinoisgolf99illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507
    hahaha thats a good one
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    alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    I need 29 more posts.
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    alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    I need these posts because someone has already answered correctly for my 2000th post contest.
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    alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    But I said I was going to reveal the winner with my 2000th post.
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    alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    And since I have to play by the rules.....
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    alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    20 to go.....
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    alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    14 to go....
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    alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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    alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    Blah blah blah blah
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    alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    What's your favorite pizza topping?
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    alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    I'll start, mine is pepperoni.
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    alienmisprintalienmisprint Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭
    And no, cheese does not count as a topping.
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