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Top 5 Reasons Why Collecting Cigars is a Great Hobby.

RobRutkowskiRobRutkowski Posts: 67
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All in fun folks:

The Top 5 Reasons Why Collecting Cigars is a Great Hobby.

5. It's cheaper than collecting cars. Well, it's a little cheaper anyway and they do take up less space than a vintage Cadillac.

4. Cigars make great gifts. That is, unless you give one to a non-smoking zealot who takes your gift to mean that you want him to die of cancer.

3. Humidors are beautiful and make the house prettier; walk in humidors increase home value.

2. Cigars are manlier than stamps and coins.

And #1?

1. Cigars can be used as currency in a post-apocalyptic society.

Thank you, thank you very much. I'll be here all week...


Comments

  • stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Posts: 4,317 ✭
    Wow I never thought of that and I've been prepping for the apocalypse for years.
  • jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    As of now I am set. When the weather gets warmer I might be screwed.
  • firetruckguyfiretruckguy Posts: 2,522 ✭✭✭
    stephen_hannibal:
    Wow I never thought of that and I've been prepping for the apocalypse for years.
    Cigars and bullets....... Ive been prepping for years too.
  • martymcg43martymcg43 Posts: 396 ✭
    i have a large box filled with bottles of vladimir vodka, after the apocalypse it'll be worth more than gold...
  • KamelyonKamelyon Posts: 109
    just make sure that you protect the sticks from the fallout during the apocalypse...
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    firetruckguy:
    stephen_hannibal:
    Wow I never thought of that and I've been prepping for the apocalypse for years.
    Cigars and bullets....... Ive been prepping for years too.
    lol, yeah but it will suck when 10 or so guys with guns are around, kind of makes you outnumbered... lol. 2012 is approaching! hehe
  • firetruckguyfiretruckguy Posts: 2,522 ✭✭✭
    phobicsquirrel:
    firetruckguy:
    stephen_hannibal:
    Wow I never thought of that and I've been prepping for the apocalypse for years.
    Cigars and bullets....... Ive been prepping for years too.
    lol, yeah but it will suck when 10 or so guys with guns are around, kind of makes you outnumbered... lol. 2012 is approaching! hehe
    My theory is the Myans were aliens...... and they are coming back in 2012 to kick some a**. What say you alien??
  • phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    firetruckguy:
    phobicsquirrel:
    firetruckguy:
    stephen_hannibal:
    Wow I never thought of that and I've been prepping for the apocalypse for years.
    Cigars and bullets....... Ive been prepping for years too.
    lol, yeah but it will suck when 10 or so guys with guns are around, kind of makes you outnumbered... lol. 2012 is approaching! hehe
    My theory is the Myans were aliens...... and they are coming back in 2012 to kick some a**. What say you alien??
    HA, you know some theorize on that since they went "missing"... Their history ended abruptly. Makes one wonder....
  • firetruckguyfiretruckguy Posts: 2,522 ✭✭✭
    phobicsquirrel:
    firetruckguy:
    phobicsquirrel:
    firetruckguy:
    stephen_hannibal:
    Wow I never thought of that and I've been prepping for the apocalypse for years.
    Cigars and bullets....... Ive been prepping for years too.
    lol, yeah but it will suck when 10 or so guys with guns are around, kind of makes you outnumbered... lol. 2012 is approaching! hehe
    My theory is the Myans were aliens...... and they are coming back in 2012 to kick some a**. What say you alien??
    HA, you know some theorize on that since they went "missing"... Their history ended abruptly. Makes one wonder....
    I am forming my tinfoil cone hat as i type..... That way they cant read my thoughts....... If I had any that is....
  • clearlysuspectclearlysuspect Posts: 2,124 ✭✭✭✭
    Top 10 Reasons Cigars are better than women:

    10. You feel very relaxed after 1 1/2 hours with a cigar
    9. Cigars don't get mad when you stop half way before they're done
    8. Cigars only get better with age
    7. Cigars taste great with scotch
    6. Cigars are great in all shapes and sizes
    5. Cigars help you spend MORE time with your friends
    4. It's great to take your cigar with you to the golf course
    3. Cigars will wait patiently in your humidor for you until you're ready to smoke them
    2. Cigars only take some of your money
    1. It's more realistic for most guys to have multiple cigars in one day.
  • stephen_hannibalstephen_hannibal Posts: 4,317 ✭
    clearlysuspect:
    Top 5 Reasons Cigars are better than women:

    10. You feel very relaxed after 1 1/2 hours with a cigar
    9. Cigars don't get mad when you stop half way before they're done
    8. Cigars only get better with age
    7. Cigars taste great with scotch
    6. Cigars are great in all shapes and sizes
    5. Cigars help you spend MORE time with your friends
    4. It's great to take your cigar with you to the golf course
    3. Cigars will wait patiently in your humidor for you until you're ready to smoke them
    2. Cigars only take some of your money
    1. It's more realistic for most guys to have multiple cigars in one day.

    this is better than the f'n apocalypse....
  • RedtailhawkozRedtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915 ✭
    amen ! Send this one to David Letterman!
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