The Official Tim Blythe's Beard Appreciation Thread
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After seeing Lasabar's new avatar, it got me thinking about our resident cult hero Tim and his wooly chin frock. This is the official appreciation thread. Make it what you will. I heard that Tims beard hairs can cure cancer and are finer than silk. Just sayin
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Queue the Chuck Norris type jokes...
" Tim dosnet have a chin under his beard, only another mouth so he can smoke 2 cigars at once"
Original being "Chuck Norris dosent have a chin under his beard, only another fist"
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I like it, nice work.
Tim's beard is the stuff of legend. Let's devise a game that if we win, Tim has to shave his beard and Alex has to grow one.0 -
I like to think of my Tim in a Tuxedo T-Shirt.... which means he's formal... but also likes to party!
Oh, and Tim's Bears can only be seen in pictures, the sheer magnitude of seeing his beard in real life will automatically petrify your soul... (Kinda like an ark of the Covenant thing)0 -
HEHEHEHELasabar:
Oh, and Tim's Bears can only be seen in pictures, the sheer magnitude of seeing his beard in real life will automatically petrify your soul... (Kinda like an ark of the Covenant thing)0 -
Dear 8lb 4oz Tim B...Lasabar:I like to think of my Tim in a Tuxedo T-Shirt.... which means he's formal... but also likes to party!0 -
I heard he was born with that beard. He has been a manly man since birth. My beard is very jealous.0
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I heard that Tim's beard is made of straight ligero hairs....0
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This is all tremendous...
How about a contest...in the next month, see who can grow a beard most resembling Tim's. Submit photos and ccom will send the winner (as voted by Tim) forum blend samples?? Or maybe a couple of HMRs?0 -
I think a Forum Blend taster sample would be in order. You get Tim and Alex in on this and we could have a good thing going. I know I'm in.Luko:This is all tremendous...
How about a contest...in the next month, see who can grow a beard most resembling Tim's. Submit photos and ccom will send the winner (as voted by Tim) forum blend samples?? Or maybe a couple of HMRs?0 -
I just sent Tim an email trying to conjur the power of the beard, let's see what our glorious leader has to say.0
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Thank you all from the bottom of my beard. My beard is speechless. I only hope my beard can live up to it's lofty expectations and continue to provide you all with hours of entertainment and of course, only the best customer service a beard can offer.
Now I must go and comb my beard. I don't just roll out of bed looking this good.
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I just laughed out loud. Thanks0
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Body doubles, NO. Tim is really Obi Wan Kenobi
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I heard that when the sun shines upon him Tim's beard makes a rainbow.0
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I am laughing so hard I can't think of a great response about The Beard. For those of you not capitalizing The Beard's name you better watch out.0
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Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it0
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Now that's just not true. It has been proven that the only thing on Earth sharp enough to cut Tim's beard is, in fact, the hair from his beard. To some this would present a conundrum of sorts, but all things are possible through faith in The Beard.fla-gypsy:Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it![Big Smile [:D]](/cs/emoticons/emotion-2.gif)
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You two clearly don't understand the power of The Beard... Tim doesn't trim the beard. The Beard trims Tim!j0z3r:
Now that's just not true. It has been proven that the only thing on Earth sharp enough to cut Tim's beard is, in fact, the hair from his beard. To some this would present a conundrum of sorts, but all things are possible through faith in The Beard.fla-gypsy:Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it0 -
I'm afraid you are all mistaken. Why would The Beard need trimming? It is Beard perfection, and will always remain perfect.PuroFreak:
You two clearly don't understand the power of The Beard... Tim doesn't trim the beard. The Beard trims Tim!j0z3r:
Now that's just not true. It has been proven that the only thing on Earth sharp enough to cut Tim's beard is, in fact, the hair from his beard. To some this would present a conundrum of sorts, but all things are possible through faith in The Beard.fla-gypsy:Tim's beard is so manly it takes a reciprocating saw to trim it¨The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea¨ - Isak Dinesen
¨Only two people walk around in this world beardless - boys and women - and I am neither one.¨0 -
When my beard grows up, it wants to be like Tim.0
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A little known fact is that shortly before filming a tv pilot, Tom Sellek met Tim B for the first time. According to witnesses, Tom arrived on the set of Magnum P.I. with swollen red eyes and patches of toilet paper all over his chin.0
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Now if that damn beard could just solve all the Palestine-Israel, climate change-scam, big biz-big gov, Vulchor vs. Jesus squabbling on here. I'm afraid that's too tall an order, even for the beard.0
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Hello, I am The Beard. It is nice to meet you.0 -
The Beard is disappointed in your Christmas gift...0 -
When taking the SAT's write "Tim's Beard" for every answer. You'll score over 8,000.0
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The Beard finds your lack of faith, disturbing.Luko:Now if that damn beard could just solve all the Palestine-Israel, climate change-scam, big biz-big gov, Vulchor vs. Jesus squabbling on here. I'm afraid that's too tall an order, even for the beard.0 -
Tim's beard is registered to vote.
Tim's beard could solve world hunger.
You may be able to start a riot, but Tim's beard can stop one cold.
Tim's beard is will soon be registered as a national landmark.
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One ligero-filled hair of Tim's beard could cure cancer. Too bad Tim's beard never needs to be shaved.0
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this is just priceless.0
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this is awesome.0
