Minding my own business and a brick lands
Well I'm just minding my business taking care of the family and working my ass off to pay the bills and this loud mouth Yankee tosses a brick at me. This is by no means a complaint, because when I opened said brick from the brickley...est of brick tossers it was filled with holiday cheer! Patty me boy you brought a smile to this **** **** face today. Turns out it landed yesterday and the ol' lady forgot to tell me. There's some goodies I really like and 1 I haven't tried. Gonna pour a big ol glass of bourbon tonight and toast 1 in your honor brother. Thank you so much. Seems like just yesterday we were both having baby girls now we are spending our cigar money on them
"Come party with me in Tennessee for my birthday July we can smoke in the Smokey's."