My 6,000 posts contest

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  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,547 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ate Haggis
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  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,538 ✭✭✭✭✭
    took your first bagpipe lesson and was informed it wasn't going to sound better regardless of how proficient you became.
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Usaf06 said:
    Bought another cooler
    Did that 2 days ago 
  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Made the last payment on your vehicle. Congrats! 
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • NorCalR1
    NorCalR1 Posts: 4,200 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Locked yourself out of your house 

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • deadman
    deadman Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Locked yourself in your car.  :D

    love listening to those 911 calls 
  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,538 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Locked yourself in the house.
  • Markwell
    Markwell Posts: 1,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Paid off the mortgage on your house with your tax returns
    “Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.” – George Burns
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,547 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Got a shave and a hair cut and a shoe shine
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  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Guitarded said:
    Made the last payment on your vehicle. Congrats! 
    Did that a year ago. I do enjoy not having a car payment. 
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    Got a shave and a hair cut and a shoe shine
    Nope but I’ve been thinking of going and getting a nice razor shave. They even do heads. 
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭
    One clue for today. It’s not something I meant to do. 
  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rhamlin said:
    Guitarded said:
    Made the last payment on your vehicle. Congrats! 
    Did that a year ago. I do enjoy not having a car payment. 
    Just paid off mine this month. Great feeling!
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • Albinfk
    Albinfk Posts: 1,923 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You keep posting on this thread.
  • NorCalR1
    NorCalR1 Posts: 4,200 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hit a deer

    If you want to bomb me send it to Tony @0patience :D
    If you are a newbie I got Dem nachos....

  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,547 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hangover
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  • matkn293
    matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Tried to pull off the hook and your finger broke through the paper?!?!?!?

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You cut your finger! 
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Guitarded said:
    You cut your finger! 
    Ok but for a kickers of an unreleased Grimalkin how did I cut it?
  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rhamlin said:
    Guitarded said:
    You cut your finger! 
    Ok but for a kickers of an unreleased Grimalkin how did I cut it?
    Opening a box of cigars! OUCH!
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • WaterNerd
    WaterNerd Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Opening your mail. Nothing like a good paper cut!
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt
    — Abraham Lincoln


  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nope. But now it’s just for Mike. But since I’m drunk and feeling generous. If someone can guess in his stead I’ll send him the kicker. So go!
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭
    NVM he got it. **** I thought this would last longer. 
  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ok Disco. Let me find some noob nachos, and send you a pm.  B)
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.
  • First_Warrior
    First_Warrior Posts: 3,655 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Got a dog.
  • ForMud
    ForMud Posts: 2,470 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yakster said:
    Ate Haggis
    I had a dog called Haggis.................He looked and smelled the part.
  • Guitarded
    Guitarded Posts: 4,720 ✭✭✭✭✭
    PM sent Disco.  B)
    Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.

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