He started with a Padron? Oh man he's already done for. (That looks like the Padron Maduro Churchill, or some other longer version of the Padron Maduro. )
Nothing, but it's like learning to drive a Ferrari as your first car.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.