A country of AHs.
jd50ae
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Did the advent of video phones create them?
I am sitting at home with a broken hip. So the only thing I can do is watch YouTube.
Everyone records everything and anything.
Sovereign jerk offs, thugs, thieves and every form of not to bright idiots. A lot of their recordings just help the authorities nail their coffins shut, and they still go on and on....
Which came first? Idiots or cell phones?
I am sitting at home with a broken hip. So the only thing I can do is watch YouTube.
Everyone records everything and anything.
Sovereign jerk offs, thugs, thieves and every form of not to bright idiots. A lot of their recordings just help the authorities nail their coffins shut, and they still go on and on....
Which came first? Idiots or cell phones?
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lol ^ the "Which came first? Idiots or cell phones?", not the "I am sitting at home with a broken hip." Hope you recover without further incident.4
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Broken hip is all I heard. Idiots came before the damned cell phones,......... now tell me how not to break a hip. Maybe there's a "don't do this" story?
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Idiots came first. Cell phones just provide the means for them to convey it on a grander scale. Maybe you should find something else to watch. I hear Bob Ross is popular these days3
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Been wondering why you have been so quiet lately0
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Bob's right. You know, when you leave out ALL the details in an obviously pertinent story our imaginations run wild. Things like:Bob_Luken said:Broken hip is all I heard. Idiots came before the damned cell phones,......... now tell me how not to break a hip. Maybe there's a "don't do this" story?
"Well, the wife headed out to the grocery store, and I thought 'Hey! I'll check out the Bum of the Week thread'. Suddenly, here she comes with a shovel 'cause she's found a dead squirrel. Next thing you know...."
Yeah, you don't want us filling in the blanks, for sure.WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain5 -
Short version. I have PN and do not feel much in my feet. Tangled in a cord. Foot went one way. Knee went another way. Hip went another and I ended up on the floor.-1
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... okay I give up and so does wikipedia too.
The hell us PN?“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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peripheral neuropathy
and, ouch! Hope things go well.WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain0 -
googled "PN in the feet"
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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Oh no, get well soon, at least you should have an excuse sit around and smoke more.I was born a fool, and just got bigger!0
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Oh, I thought he was suffering from pseudorandom noise, I know I do....0
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So, you justsilvermouse said:Oh, I thought he was suffering from pseudorandom noise, I know I do....
Blow up your TV
throw away your papers
move to the country
buy you a home
Plant a little garden
eat a lot of peaches
try to find Jesus
on your own...WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain5 -
..........Well, I sat there at the table and I acted real naive
For I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve
Well, she danced around the bar room and she did the hoochy-coo
Yeah she sang her song all night long, tellin' me what to do.........
That song (along with many other of John Prine's tunes) takes me back to some fun times when I was younger than my boys!!!1 -
I did not mean to imply all people of YouTube or only people on YouTube are AHs.1
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We knew that, no worries. But there's plenty, and some to spare!jd50ae said:I did not mean to imply all people of YouTube or only people on YouTube are AHs.WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain1 -
Sorry to hear about your hip, but there is a up side to thugs and thieves being glued to cell phones.
I was watching an episode of The First 48 and a detective was interviewing a suspect about his location at the time of a murder. Of course he denied being anywhere near the scene and on the other side of the city. By tracking his phone calls and texts they could prove he was lying.
The detective looks at the camera and says “ I love the new phones, it’s like having a tracking device up your @ss.”
Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.1
