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Strong winds in Colorado send dozens of mattresses flying across field, video showsAnd a fun time was had by all.
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Amos_Umwhat said:
WTF?webmost said:Colleges are now putting tampons in men's bathrooms.
I've noticed that lately I've been seeing bathrooms marked "Women" and "Family Bathroom" with no "Men" bathroom in sight. The "Family Bathroom" has the changing table. I guess one must emasculate a society if one wishes to take it without a fight.What if your girlfriend, or just a friend for that matter, has an emergency. Now you just need to run into the men's bathroom instead of embarrassing yourself and running into the woman's bathroom. Could be a simple solution to a complex problem. Just a guess.0 -
Trump's Sons Kill a Triceratops on Hunting Safari - Liberals Believe, And They're Very UpsetToday's "college" graduates......?0
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Bow to your God sheepeoples.
What a fuckknn nut job
Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrump 2h2 hours agoMore“Thank you to Wayne Allyn Root for the very nice words. “President Trump is the greatest President for Jews and for Israel in the history of the world, not just America, he is the best President for Israel in the history of the world...and the Jewish people in Israel love him....
....like he’s the King of Israel. They love him like he is the second coming of God...But American Jews don’t know him or like him. They don’t even know what they’re doing or saying anymore. It makes no sense! But that’s OK, if he keeps doing what he’s doing, he’s good for.....
.....all Jews, Blacks, Gays, everyone. And importantly, he’s good for everyone in America who wants a job.” Wow! @newsmax @foxandfriends @OANN
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Dark_Roast said:Amos_Umwhat said:
WTF?webmost said:Colleges are now putting tampons in men's bathrooms.
I've noticed that lately I've been seeing bathrooms marked "Women" and "Family Bathroom" with no "Men" bathroom in sight. The "Family Bathroom" has the changing table. I guess one must emasculate a society if one wishes to take it without a fight.What if your girlfriend, or just a friend for that matter, has an emergency. Now you just need to run into the men's bathroom instead of embarrassing yourself and running into the woman's bathroom. Could be a simple solution to a complex problem. Just a guess.
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I was hoping this was a joke, but i guess the joke is on the American people.
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Just more liberal bullshit....... 🙄YankeeMan said:I was hoping this was a joke, but i guess the joke is on the American people.
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Wrestling coach used this method. Word of warning, get the generic unscented ones or you'll have one nostril coated in flowery funk for a while.Yakster said:Dark_Roast said:Amos_Umwhat said:
WTF?webmost said:Colleges are now putting tampons in men's bathrooms.
I've noticed that lately I've been seeing bathrooms marked "Women" and "Family Bathroom" with no "Men" bathroom in sight. The "Family Bathroom" has the changing table. I guess one must emasculate a society if one wishes to take it without a fight.What if your girlfriend, or just a friend for that matter, has an emergency. Now you just need to run into the men's bathroom instead of embarrassing yourself and running into the woman's bathroom. Could be a simple solution to a complex problem. Just a guess.
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Hopefully by then I am old enough where nobody will expect me to be politically correct. Or at least old enough they know I won't carry a dictionary.0patience said:Pretty soon, we will have to have politically correct dictionaries that we will be required to carry, so as not to offend anyone.1 -
That ought to do it.YankeeMan said:I was hoping this was a joke, but i guess the joke is on the American people.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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YankeeMan said:I was hoping this was a joke, but i guess the joke is on the American people.
It is entirely conceivable to influence the words an entire population uses. I'll point to my old favorite as an example,... the advancement of the word "issue" in place of the word "problem". Decades ago, people in the psychological professions influenced upon us all, that the word "problem" was simply too harsh for our soft brains. "Billy has behavior problems." - "Oh dear, that sounds like Billy will never succeed in life. I feel better about this other boy Tommy though, he only has behavior issues. Tommy seems redeemable." Meanwhile both boys are kicking your shins equally hard.
And so it has come to pass that issue is synonymous with problem and it could be considered bad form in one's workplace to use the word problem instead of issue. In fact, I dare all of you to use the word problem instead of issue at work, (especially in some of your more white collar environments). You'll probably feel rude doing it. Worse than that, you might get called down to the HR office because of your microaggressions. Try it. See how it goes.P.S. Some of you younger whippersnappers will not relate at all. You've grown up knowing "issue" was synonymous with "problem". It didn't used to be that way.Post edited by Bob_Luken on1 -
In keeping with today’s politically-correct jargon, I’d have to say that this fellow appears “To have some serious self-esteem issues”.jd50ae said:Really didn't want to put this in "Faces"https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-man-face-tattoos-convicted-sentenced
This is one of those times it is hard not to judge a book by its cover.
Do we have any BOTLs who are shrinks and who might work pro bono? 😏3 -
Bob_Luken said:YankeeMan said:I was hoping this was a joke, but i guess the joke is on the American people.
It is entirely conceivable to influence the words an entire population uses. I'll point to my old favorite as an example,... the advancement of the word "issue" in place of the word "problem". Decades ago, people in the psychological professions influenced upon us all, that the word "problem" was simply too harsh for our soft brains. "Billy has behavior problems." - "Oh dear, that sounds like Billy will never succeed in life. I feel better about this other boy Tommy though, he only has behavior issues. Tommy seems redeemable." Meanwhile both boys are kicking your shins equally hard.
And so it has come to pass that issue is synonymous with problem and it could be considered bad form in one's workplace to use the word problem instead of issue. In fact, I dare all of you to use the word problem instead of issue at work, (especially in some of your more white collar environments). You'll probably feel rude doing it. Worse than that, you might get called down to the HR office because of your microaggressions. Try it. See how it goes.P.S. Some of you younger whippersnappers will not relate at all. You've grown up knowing "issue" was synonymous with "problem". It didn't used to be that way.
Problems and issues are being replaced with "Opportunities"
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TBonz said:
Hopefully by then I am old enough where nobody will expect me to be politically correct. Or at least old enough they know I won't carry a dictionary.0patience said:Pretty soon, we will have to have politically correct dictionaries that we will be required to carry, so as not to offend anyone.
You mean we're not supposed to offend? Oops.Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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So, I guess that today Caliphornia would label Charles Manson as an "ethically challenged but talented persuader who's been justice involved", rather than a murderous monster rightfully incarcerated until death released us from his horrible presence?YankeeMan said:I was hoping this was a joke, but i guess the joke is on the American people.
Pleease please dear God, make it stop!WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain3 -
If anyone is offended by my use of the capital G "God", I do not and shall not apologize.WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain5 -
I am only offended by your use of capital G gurkha... Let's take a break from the BS and quickly look at something that really matters...was at the b&m today. Sat in a chair and the springs were AFU. got up and what do I see? Yes, this is really the chair...you can't make this stuff up...
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.9 -
This was a Yelp review left by our current mayor, Lori Lightfoot. The response by the company is amazing. She is the same mayor who told Chicago police that they shouldn't allow vacation this summer in order to combat violence...A week before going on vacation.
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https://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=U3uX8YxFomM0iFs9FDa8ng
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I would never use VIP Limo again. Driver Carlos showed up early for our pick up. A good sign, right? Turned out not be so. Carlos shows up and wants to use our bathroom. A little strange, but fine. Turns out, he pisses in our toilet and does not have the courtesy to put down the toilet seats. Beginning of the end. We were going to the United Center. Carlos clearly has no idea who to get there. He is totally reliant on a whacked GPS system that has him driving his huge Cadillac Escalade stretch down extremely narrow neighborhood streets going in a route that made no sense. I had to take over and give him clear directions to get to the expressway. Apparently that was totally emasculating to him, but how says, "my GPS says I should get off at Division" off the expressway when we are going much further south and west. We finally get there, and he says he needs two numbers for the return pick up. We had already given him one from my female spouse. I say I will just give him mine since I am the person paying. Carlos says "I need one from the gentlemen." I am totally confused, and question this. Carlos explains to this dumb female that he needs a number from a guy because "girls take too many pictures and run down the battery on their phone." My expression must have said something because he then said "trust me. I have been doing this 20 years." I am a middle aged women not some dumb kid from his misogynistic world view. I of course gave it to him and his response was to rudely close the window divider while I was still talking. This guy was a complete a-hole. Stupid, terrible driver and a complete jerk on top of it. Cannot believe he is employed and I would never use this service again while he is.
9/19/2017 1. Our driver did not use your bathroom. We checked the vehicle cameras and he did not enter your home. You had lots of guests over and and of them could have done what you claim our wonderful driver Carlos did.
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2. Our drivers have GPS systems that work with current events and traffic. Chicago often has festivals and we have to work our way around them. It is not your place to tell him how to do his job.
3. Our drivers ask for a gentleman's phone number actually because they don't ever want to seem inappropriate asking for a lady's phone number. And you should appreciate that Carlos took the time to ask for a back up phone number in case you lose signal or battery. Again, our drivers know what they are doing and have experience.
It seems to me the only person here who is sexist, my dear, is you. I don't know where you come to your conclusion that you were emasculating him. Maybe you hoped you were! Your language is horrendous and lewd. Just your rant here make me feel embarrassed for you! Also wow... That's pretty insulting that you refer to women who like to take a lot of pics at their events as "dumb female".
Your driver arrived early. He got you on time and safely to your event. Your credit card you provided on the contract was declining. We even let you use a different credit card for payment, which is against our rules. And you received an upgraded vehicle twice the price of what you paid without any up charge as a free upgrade from out company. Wish I could review customers like you! Find something better to do with your time. And you should appreciate great service when you receive it!!!7 -
That was God punishing you for your awful comments. ;-)VegasFrank said:I am only offended by your use of capital G gurkha... Let's take a break from the BS and quickly look at something that really matters...was at the b&m today. Sat in a chair and the springs were AFU. got up and what do I see? Yes, this is really the chair...you can't make this stuff up...
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and you thought being a coal miner was tough:Practicing urology takes physical tollRichard R. KerrAugust 7, 2019Volume: 47Issue: 8UrologyUrologists face a significant risk of on-the-job pain and injury, an exclusive Urology Times survey has found.
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Shocking!! And who do you suppose it was who held a gun to their heads and forced them to become urologists? 🙄0
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jlmarta said:Shocking!! And who do you suppose it was who held a gun to their heads and forced them to become urologists? 🙄"Urologists make an annual base salary of $412,000...."
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Damn! I shoulda been a peckerchecker!OldGnome said:jlmarta said:Shocking!! And who do you suppose it was who held a gun to their heads and forced them to become urologists? 🙄"Urologists make an annual base salary of $412,000...."“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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Did you see that P.E.T.A. is now going after the state of Maryland to try to stop people from eating Blue Claw Crabs. Are they crazy or what. Watch out lobsters, you'll be next.You can't dispel Ignorance if you retain Arrogance!0
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They tried raising hell here in Oregon, because Dungeness crab is boiled alive.Sleddog46 said:Did you see that P.E.T.A. is now going after the state of Maryland to try to stop people from eating Blue Claw Crabs. Are they crazy or what. Watch out lobsters, you'll be next.
They felt it was inhumane. Most of us said it wasn't inhumane, it was delicious.
They didn't see our sense of humor.In Fumo Pax
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.Wylaff said:Atmospheric pressure and crap.2 -
Boiling them makes a lot more sense than dispatching them by lethal injection or hanging...... 😜0patience said:
They tried raising hell here in Oregon, because Dungeness crab is boiled alive.Sleddog46 said:Did you see that P.E.T.A. is now going after the state of Maryland to try to stop people from eating Blue Claw Crabs. Are they crazy or what. Watch out lobsters, you'll be next.
They felt it was inhumane. Most of us said it wasn't inhumane, it was delicious.
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They're bugs.
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)
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