I've been lurking on the forum for about 3 years. I'm not witty enough to keep up with most of the folks here.
I would like to hold a contest and this is the best I can do.
I purchased an Altinok Meerschaum pipe that is too large for my taste. It is his Lee Van Cleef pipe. I know it is insane. Never been smoked or even placed in my mouth.
My step-son will be heading off to Savannah to go to college. The date is open so I don't even know when it is but the school starts sometime in Jan 2021. So the winner won't be announced until he actually moves out.
Who ever can guess the day he is packed up and leaves the front door will be the winner. Add a time as a tie breaker.