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Can someone please tell me how to disable the 'Buy Now" function on the Sprint portal? I can't stop clicking. I'm at the point now where I have no idea what is even being delivered, or when.
There's another great deal! <Click!>
Me to UPS guy: Just put those boxes over there with the rest of them...
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Get married, that will disable your spending
You think marriage is expensive? Try Divorce! Although it's worth every penny...
One cure is to go to cigar auctioneer
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Every time I'm tempted, I find that I haven't set up my Sprint Sale preferences and that saves me.
We need a CAS intervention from @peter4jc
Buy everything in every email offer. Pay no attention to your burgeoning coolers. Get new credit cards and max them out on cigars.
How's that Bryson?
Is that true @Patrickbrick ? Does getting married stop you from spending?
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
No, no it does not, but the more you spend on cigars, the more trouble you will be in and the less sex you will have.
MOW badge received.
The last part might have something to do with having kids, not sure though.
MOW badge received.
When you stop caring, then you've won.
With whom?
Nah, just go to the closet and point out all the shoes and handbags. Then point to the drawers and organizers full of makeup that may be used a few times at most. My wife threw away a whole garbage bag of the stuff recently and promptly bought more. 😠
You wouldn't believe how much makeup can cost. Oh and (from someone who used to manage a Bakers footwear store in my younger years) don't believe those shoes and bags she brings home are "borrowed" from a friend. More than half request to leave the box behind so they can lie to their husband/significant other that they simply "borrowed" it from a friend/relative.
Oh, and the candles. Don't even get me started on the dam candles. $25 for a mofo candle? Who needs 20 different candles sents? Bath bombs, perfume, clothes to wear one dam time. GTFOH, I don't want to hear shyt.
I need another cigar just thinking about all this nonsense. Smoke up married fellas, smoke up!
His wife saves money. He buys cigars. I get your argument, but it doesn’t apply to this one.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
They get better with age. Buy...Buy...Buy
Maybe the cigars do but I thought we were talking about wives?
I thought we established divorce. . . Keep up Frank
That's what they all say. The ninja decepticon ladies are the slickest ..😆 All that biological evolution and technological engineering has made them formidable adversaries. Lol.