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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
He types away
“ Dear Darth Vader, where do you buy YOUR fancy breathing helmet... I had to make mine myself , and people here don’t seem to understand...”
Sure you say I am paranoid now, but when aliens try to steal YOUR air , you all will be turning to me. Now to get back to my letter warning the president....
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Rainbow coalition releases new battle gear.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Newly elected officials arrived in Washington, DC yesterday...
@d_blades winner. Your up next sir
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
Lady with the scarf: "Do you think it vibrates?"
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Where do you load the tobacco?
Top line of meme:
When your wife has a stick up her @s$
Bottom line of Meme:
The best solution is to put her on a pedestal.
And today’s safety topic is about improper use of the fire pole
Cannabis users get creative with bong rips
The sit part was easy, the spin was giving Frank some trouble...
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
The quickest winner yet! @CalvinAndHobo Go ahead my man
It's a metaphor, you see?
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Client: Hey Peter..... I can’t figure out why my TV won’t turn on....
Me: Is it plugged in?
Client: Yes
a gender-fluid power strip
AOC solves energy crisis
Probably the nicest way to say Go F**k Yourself
Social Security for Dummies.
@Vision winner! You’re up sir, make it a good one
this goes quick!
He types away
“ Dear Darth Vader, where do you buy YOUR fancy breathing helmet... I had to make mine myself , and people here don’t seem to understand...”
Hmm, my wife got me this contraption for hair loss, but I think she is just trying to shut me up....
Sure you say I am paranoid now, but when aliens try to steal YOUR air , you all will be turning to me. Now to get back to my letter warning the president....
That 5th vote is all powerful for the person delivering it. Vote count can be increased with a few yea or nays
Texas power grid
@rsherman24 smoking his first gurkha
Spanky in between takes of "The Little Rascals"
I don’t know how to play this game but I like it
George Burns, age 4.
Trapped in the People's Communits Republic of Massachusetts.