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@Cam_91 said:
I don’t know who got the votes first, but......
Frank and I were talking about this last night,... long story short, we deputized ourselves and if we see who's the first to get 5 up-votes while you're not around,.... we ain't waitin' on you to get back.
Thought I would throw this in for the apolitical among us
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"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
@Cam_91 said:
I don’t know who got the votes first, but......
Frank and I were talking about this last night,... long story short, we deputized ourselves and if we see who's the first to get 5 up-votes while you're not around,.... we ain't waitin' on you to get back.
Thank you! That’s super helpful. On day 4 of the baby’s fever, so that’s where I’ve been.
@Cam_91 said:
I don’t know who got the votes first, but......
Frank and I were talking about this last night,... long story short, we deputized ourselves and if we see who's the first to get 5 up-votes while you're not around,.... we ain't waitin' on you to get back.
If youse two deputies were worth your salt, you'd put the kibosh on having two of these going at the same time.
@Cam_91 said:
I don’t know who got the votes first, but......
Frank and I were talking about this last night,... long story short, we deputized ourselves and if we see who's the first to get 5 up-votes while you're not around,.... we ain't waitin' on you to get back.
If youse two deputies were worth your salt, you'd put the kibosh on having two of these going at the same time.
Sorry about that. I couldn't find the turtles, so I posted the DC pic. Then I got to thinking about how many folks here avoid all things political and searched for the turtles some more so everyone could play. Except for those too curmudgeonly.
My own captions to those are:
"Keeping us out? Or keeping him in? Those are the questions!"
and
"So, Ted, you say you got this idea listening to the White Album, huh?"
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After his success with barbecue and fried green tomatoes, Big George thought he'd come up with a new breakfast dish. Heck, Mississippi won't miss a few more deputies.
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Honda- Better, stronger, faster
We had an office gal who looked like that and rode a dinky moped. We said she looked like an elephant on a roller skate.
I don’t know who got the votes first, but @Amos_Umwhat and @deadman haven't gone. So whoever posts first can take it fellas.
And it only took a few rounds of this thing to confirm everyone in this thread is sick in the head Lol
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Frank and I were talking about this last night,... long story short, we deputized ourselves and if we see who's the first to get 5 up-votes while you're not around,.... we ain't waitin' on you to get back.
Move along, Citizen. Nothing to see here.
Thought I would throw this in for the apolitical among us
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
Faster! Faster!
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Thank you! That’s super helpful. On day 4 of the baby’s fever, so that’s where I’ve been.
Would you hurry up? I’m turtling over here.
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
Involuntary Celibates of America’s march on Washington
If youse two deputies were worth your salt, you'd put the kibosh on having two of these going at the same time.
Sorry about that. I couldn't find the turtles, so I posted the DC pic. Then I got to thinking about how many folks here avoid all things political and searched for the turtles some more so everyone could play. Except for those too curmudgeonly.
My own captions to those are:
"Keeping us out? Or keeping him in? Those are the questions!"
and
"So, Ted, you say you got this idea listening to the White Album, huh?"
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
@IndustMech has 6. Deputies must be taking a donut break...
^ leave it to @Stubble Loll 😄
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I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Bobbit's Breakfast Brioche
I think he wants us to make wiener jokes
After his success with barbecue and fried green tomatoes, Big George thought he'd come up with a new breakfast dish. Heck, Mississippi won't miss a few more deputies.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
That's supposed to be pigs IN a blanket, not pigs ON a blanket, John!
I'm the night shift deputy...