Guess what I told my wife....

raidermike
raidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭
in Trades, Passes and Bombs

Just for fun...

Tonight I told my wife to "Stick that big ______ in your mouth!"

Guess what I told her to stick in her mouth and win a CAO sampler pack from me!

First correct guess wins!

Things are about to get interesting...

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  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,759 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    Weiner

    My favorite cigar list here

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 9,968 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sandwich..... I even felt awful for saying that.... lol

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,133 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm not touching this one. lol

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • CommanderDuke1_
    CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,636 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dilly bar

  • TruDog
    TruDog Posts: 8,352 ✭✭✭✭✭

    WTF...this is all @VegasFrank fault.......sheesh

  • EgoBoundary
    EgoBoundary Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I want to say ... no ... never mind

  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,483 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Foot.

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 9,968 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Marshmallow.

  • FIRERAT
    FIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Stogie

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,387 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Fist?

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,387 ✭✭✭✭✭

    No, toe!

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Pickle

    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • ForMud
    ForMud Posts: 2,468 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ten inch record of a band that plays the blues.....

    I can't believe that album was released 46 years ago.....My god I'm getting old.

  • raidermike
    raidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ForMud said:
    Ten inch record of a band that plays the blues.....

    I can't believe that album was released 46 years ago.....My god I'm getting old.

    So I whip out my big 10 inch.....! Love it!
    Not the correct answer however...
    We're all, unfortunately, getting old... ugh.

    Things are about to get interesting...

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 9,968 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Toothbrush

  • deadman
    deadman Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    Was Mike on vherf last night? Did he have a black eye?

  • FIRERAT
    FIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Pipe

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • CommanderDuke1_
    CommanderDuke1_ Posts: 2,636 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Burrito

  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Middle finger salute

    WARNING:  The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.  Proceed at your own risk.  

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • raidermike
    raidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Keep those guesses coming. You can guess as many times as you'd like.

    This is the CAO Sample Pack going to the winner!

    Things are about to get interesting...

  • d_blades
    d_blades Posts: 4,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Banana

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • deadman
    deadman Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    Hunk of meat 🥩

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 9,968 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sock or spoon

  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,094 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Tootsie Roll

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • FIRERAT
    FIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Breath mint

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,473 ✭✭✭✭✭

    kuba kuba

  • deadman
    deadman Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Congratulations Pete

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,133 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Congrats Pete. Fun contest, Mike.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • d_blades
    d_blades Posts: 4,551 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Thanks for the contest.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

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