Guess what I told my wife....

raidermike
raidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭
in Trades, Passes and Bombs

Just for fun...

Tonight I told my wife to "Stick that big ______ in your mouth!"

Guess what I told her to stick in her mouth and win a CAO sampler pack from me!

First correct guess wins!

Things are about to get interesting...

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  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    Weiner

    My favorite cigar list here

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,078 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sandwich..... I even felt awful for saying that.... lol

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,546 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I'm not touching this one. lol

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • CommanderDuke_1
    CommanderDuke_1 Posts: 2,649 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Dilly bar

  • TruDog
    TruDog Posts: 8,352 ✭✭✭✭✭

    WTF...this is all @VegasFrank fault.......sheesh

  • EgoBoundary
    EgoBoundary Posts: 2,365 ✭✭✭✭✭

    I want to say ... no ... never mind

  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,487 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Foot.

    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,078 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Marshmallow.

  • FIRERAT
    FIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Stogie

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 20,622 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Fist?

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Itsfine
    Itsfine Posts: 20,622 ✭✭✭✭✭

    No, toe!

    I am the Troll Jesus. Follow me, my children, or clutch your pearls tightly.

    @ScotchnSmoke still sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Pickle

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • ForMud
    ForMud Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Ten inch record of a band that plays the blues.....

    I can't believe that album was released 46 years ago.....My god I'm getting old.

  • raidermike
    raidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @ForMud said:
    Ten inch record of a band that plays the blues.....

    I can't believe that album was released 46 years ago.....My god I'm getting old.

    So I whip out my big 10 inch.....! Love it!
    Not the correct answer however...
    We're all, unfortunately, getting old... ugh.

    Things are about to get interesting...

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,078 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Toothbrush

  • deadman
    deadman Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    Was Mike on vherf last night? Did he have a black eye?

  • FIRERAT
    FIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Pipe

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • CommanderDuke_1
    CommanderDuke_1 Posts: 2,649 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Burrito

  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Middle finger salute

    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • raidermike
    raidermike Posts: 276 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Keep those guesses coming. You can guess as many times as you'd like.

    This is the CAO Sample Pack going to the winner!

    Things are about to get interesting...

  • d_blades
    d_blades Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Banana

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

  • deadman
    deadman Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 2021

    Hunk of meat 🥩

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 10,078 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Sock or spoon

  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,182 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Tootsie Roll

    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • FIRERAT
    FIRERAT Posts: 189 ✭✭✭✭

    Breath mint

    F**k You I'm drunk.....
    "I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just how I am,"-Homer Simpson

  • silvermouse
    silvermouse Posts: 23,649 ✭✭✭✭✭

    kuba kuba

  • deadman
    deadman Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Congratulations Pete

  • ShawnOL
    ShawnOL Posts: 13,546 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Congrats Pete. Fun contest, Mike.

    Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.

  • d_blades
    d_blades Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Thanks for the contest.

    Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

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