The Dumberest Contest Ever

Stubble
Stubble Posts: 10,186 ✭✭✭✭✭

This is it. Here it is. The most mundane, annoying, useless, trivial yet titillating contest to date. Guaranteed to give you chills and goosebumps of either complete satisfaction or sheer repugnance.

Good trader rules in play....if you violate these rules, may God have mercy on your soul.

Answer this: Whom does this sock belong to?

Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?

Comments

  • VegasFrank
    VegasFrank Posts: 20,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2021

    Well, @CalvinAndHobo is a hobo or is always with a hobo, and he was just down at your house. So it's either his or yours, depending on who the one socked bandit is...

    @ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones. 
  • Jrflickster
    Jrflickster Posts: 4,474 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Who is @CalvinAndHobo
    Is the proper answer @VegasFrank

  • Vision
    Vision Posts: 9,974 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Your oldest. Thanks for the contest.

  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,098 ✭✭✭✭✭

    One of the illegal aliens trudging across your hacienda.

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  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,362 ✭✭✭✭✭

    He lured you to his out-of-state compound under false pretenses?

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  • IndustMech
    IndustMech Posts: 5,254 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank said:
    Well, @CalvinAndHobo is a hobo or is always with a hobo, and he was just down at your house. So it's either his or yours, depending on who the one socked bandit is...

    Calvin has an imaginary friend who is a hobo.

    I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
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  • CalvinAndHobo
    CalvinAndHobo Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @IndustMech said:

    @VegasFrank said:
    Well, @CalvinAndHobo is a hobo or is always with a hobo, and he was just down at your house. So it's either his or yours, depending on who the one socked bandit is...

    Calvin has an imaginary friend who is a hobo.

    Yup. I created that username a long time ago because the idea of Calvin in Calvin and Hobbes getting in trouble with an imaginary hobo instead of a tiger made me chuckle.

  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,186 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @VegasFrank

    9400111108435089849753

    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • MrShrek
    MrShrek Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭✭✭

    @Cam_91 said:
    Well it’s not Patrick’s, he never takes off his boots outside his home, just in case there’s an ass in need of kicking

    I call bs and I have photo evidence from Milwaukee...

  • dirtdude
    dirtdude Posts: 6,193 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Well isn't that the damn dumberest contest ever.

    A little dirt never hurt