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The Dumberest Contest Ever
Stubble
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This is it. Here it is. The most mundane, annoying, useless, trivial yet titillating contest to date. Guaranteed to give you chills and goosebumps of either complete satisfaction or sheer repugnance.
Good trader rules in play....if you violate these rules, may God have mercy on your soul.
Answer this: Whom does this sock belong to?
Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
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Well it’s not Patrick’s, he never takes off his boots outside his home, just in case there’s an ass in need of kicking
Well, @CalvinAndHobo is a hobo or is always with a hobo, and he was just down at your house. So it's either his or yours, depending on who the one socked bandit is...
Who is @CalvinAndHobo
Is the proper answer @VegasFrank
Your oldest. Thanks for the contest.
One of the illegal aliens trudging across your hacienda.
Congrats @VegasFrank !!!
This here s*h-i:t fest is over.
Wait, what?
I left it so he could use it as a wind flag on his range that he doesn't have.
He lured you to his out-of-state compound under false pretenses?
Calvin has an imaginary friend who is a hobo.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Yup. I created that username a long time ago because the idea of Calvin in Calvin and Hobbes getting in trouble with an imaginary hobo instead of a tiger made me chuckle.
@VegasFrank
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I'm suggesting @CalvinAndHobo sends @VegasFrank the other sock so Frank can have a pair.
I don't need the sock, but I will take these black Fridays from last year! I didn't buy any last year, thanks Steve for filling a hole in my repertoire! That's what she said.
I call bs and I have photo evidence from Milwaukee...
Are you sitting around taking pictures of people's feet during the herf bro?
Well isn't that the damn dumberest contest ever.