The Dumberest Contest Ever

This is it. Here it is. The most mundane, annoying, useless, trivial yet titillating contest to date. Guaranteed to give you chills and goosebumps of either complete satisfaction or sheer repugnance.
Good trader rules in play....if you violate these rules, may God have mercy on your soul.
Answer this: Whom does this sock belong to?
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@Stubble said:
This is it. Here it is. The most mundane, annoying, useless, trivial yet titillating contest to date. Guaranteed to give you chills and goosebumps of either complete satisfaction or sheer repugnance.Good trader rules in play....if you violate these rules, may God have mercy on your soul.
Answer this: Whom does this sock belong to?
Well it’s not Patrick’s, he never takes off his boots outside his home, just in case there’s an ass in need of kicking
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Well, @CalvinAndHobo is a hobo or is always with a hobo, and he was just down at your house. So it's either his or yours, depending on who the one socked bandit is...
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.1 -
Who is @CalvinAndHobo
Is the proper answer @VegasFrank3 -
Your oldest. Thanks for the contest.
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One of the illegal aliens trudging across your hacienda.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis4 -
Congrats @VegasFrank !!!
This here s*h-i:t fest is over.
Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?6 -
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I left it so he could use it as a wind flag on his range that he doesn't have.
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@VegasFrank said:
Well, @CalvinAndHobo is a hobo or is always with a hobo, and he was just down at your house. So it's either his or yours, depending on who the one socked bandit is...Calvin has an imaginary friend who is a hobo.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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@IndustMech said:
@VegasFrank said:
Well, @CalvinAndHobo is a hobo or is always with a hobo, and he was just down at your house. So it's either his or yours, depending on who the one socked bandit is...Calvin has an imaginary friend who is a hobo.
Yup. I created that username a long time ago because the idea of Calvin in Calvin and Hobbes getting in trouble with an imaginary hobo instead of a tiger made me chuckle.
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I'm suggesting @CalvinAndHobo sends @VegasFrank the other sock so Frank can have a pair.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis11 -
I don't need the sock, but I will take these black Fridays from last year! I didn't buy any last year, thanks Steve for filling a hole in my repertoire! That's what she said.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.8 -
Are you sitting around taking pictures of people's feet during the herf bro?
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.7 -
Well isn't that the damn dumberest contest ever.
A little dirt never hurt4