I audtioned for Jeff Dunham, but got beat out by a jalapeno.
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Nothing like a good carrot after sex.
This carrot tastes like @ss
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
Watch Ima gonna Ricky this carrot
@rsherman24 FTW
My favorite cigar list here
When you going home with the soccer mom, but she don’t eat salads
"I'm pickle Rick!"
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
I audtioned for Jeff Dunham, but got beat out by a jalapeno.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
@stubble
This one been done?
Clean sweep @Yakster
Um, wow, let me look for a good photo.
@Vision stepping his game up!
You're up, @MrShrek.
Mike-Bob wins Comment of the Year right there...
You're up @Bob_Luken !
Remember guys...snitches get stitches
Ricky on the vherf be like....
Make fun of my mullet again bítch…..
You're up @VegasFrank
Dang it now I got to find a picture LOL. I'll find one...
@VegasFrank
Jesus H. Christ...
@VegasFrank
AKA: @molassas
Fūckin frank