Famous Last Words
Ok guys what are the most famous last words you have said or heard?
In this age of electronics I'll start with " Sh I t ! I pressed the wrong button"
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Hold my beer…
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Nothing on my to-do list.
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I'm on a buying freeze.
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis10 -
It’s just heartburn
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We have no jet pilots or medics, my phone’s not gonna ring tonight.
I'm still troubled by what I did for that Klondike bar...5 -
You ain’t taking me to jail…
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
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Honest Sir, this is a scientific experiment.
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20 bucks is 20 bucks
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No officer, I don’t wear contacts, this is a prescription windshield.
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Nah, I’m good. Pretty sure it wasn’t a copperhead.
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"I drank WHAT?"
--SocratesI know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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"Honey I'll respect you in the morning"
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**** it, let's go
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Did you turn the electricity off?
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Owwww!!!Friends don't let good friends smoke cheap cigars.7 -
“Who’s needs a professional when there’s YouTube?”
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Will you just stop worrying? There's no way we're gonna get caught!
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain2 -
I use this one a lot now that the kids are grown and think they are adults
"OMG are you serious?!"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt— Abraham Lincoln7 -
"Calm down"
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"you never' or "you always" don't work well in an interpersonal discussion, even if modified by "almost".
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Politician: I promise......
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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I won't need a primer for that color...
"Iron sharpens iron, and one man sharpens another." - Proverbs 27:17
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@Hobbes86 said:
I won't need a primer for that color...Primer, I hardly know her.
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves livesIt'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
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I'm sorry, it'll never happen again.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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Heard this from my newest employee again today. Sorry boss. It'll never happen again. This is like the third time he's said it in two months.
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
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