Having to explain to kids.
My grand daughter wanted to watch Poltergeist.
At the beginning of the movie, was the National Anthem on TV. She asked why the TV was playing that.
I had to explain to her, that in my day, TV went off at midnight.
๐๐๐คฃ
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
Comments
-
A friend of mine's 5 year old grandson asked her
"Grandma, when you were my age did you play your gameboy before you went to sleep at night?"She explained "When I was your age there was no such thing as a gameboy, so I couldn't have had one."
He thought this over for a minute and then offered "Walmart had them."
"There were no Walmarts when I was a little girl." She said.
The look on his face told clearly, obviously grandma was lying. He asked no more questions.
WARNING:ย The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme.ย Proceed at your own risk. ย
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. ย If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- ย Mark Twain8 -
Talk about explaining to kidsโฆ
Our parents had it easy when it came to explaining the birds and the bees.
Nowadays you have to explain the birds and the bees and the birds and the birds and the bees and the bees and the bees that wanna be birds and the birds that wanna be bees and the bees that used to be birds and the birds that used to be bees and awww helllIf it donโt bother me, it donโt bother me. Just leave me alone.
7
