Things you can say at a Herf & in the sack.
MrShrek
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That’s really dark and oily.
Which end do I start with.
It’s not mold, it’s plum.
It’s hot on the lips.
I’m noticing hints of chocolate.
I’m in the mood for a short stick.
I prefer Nicaraguans.
I can’t keep it lit.
It’s too squishy.
It’s a little mushy.
That’s a bit out of my price range.
I love the smell of the box.
Don’t tell my wife how much I paid.
It tastes a little young.
It’s got a tight draw.
Smells like burnt hair.
My cherry fell off.
You nubbed that like Frank.
I haven’t had one this good in a long time.
You’re a tat wh0re.
Is this a real Cuban?
That super deluxe box smells like pink.
I can’t get the box open.
I got this from Peter.
I can’t wait to get this box pass started.
We all loaded Rusty’s box.
You want to split this box.
I never pay retail.
Bob forgot his hat.
It’s got a twang to it.
You got something better to do.
Age adds complexity.
Mind if I bring a friend?
You dropped your poker.
Can I use your poker.
Peter: It was a good time, now get out.
Comments
It's pretty veiny
I'm completely out of fluid
I'm not getting a spark
Hold it between your thumb and forefinger
It tastes like manure
It's very smooth
What's on the daily deal?
It’s a little toothy.
I like it when it has a shaggy foot
I don't like short fillers
Get that Cuban sandwich out of here
I don't have room for any more boxes
I can’t believe no one has said it yet…
Turn it around
AJ doesn't suck
When did you get in?
Gurkhas suck
Heard at a Herf so it works “I’m married, so I don’t have to do that anymore.”
Per @Bob_Luken ”Your killing me! Easy on the tip.” & “Who the fawk taught you to do that?”
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Put a little spit on it
My favorite cigar list here
Careful of the nails
What's that spot on the side
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
I can't wait to post a review...
What's that stench? Somebody light a match!!
Now that’s a large ring gauge
Right down to the nub