Things you can say at a Herf & in the sack.
MrShrek
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That’s really dark and oily.
Which end do I start with.
It’s not mold, it’s plum.
It’s hot on the lips.
I’m noticing hints of chocolate.
I’m in the mood for a short stick.
I prefer Nicaraguans.
I can’t keep it lit.
It’s too squishy.
It’s a little mushy.
That’s a bit out of my price range.
I love the smell of the box.
Don’t tell my wife how much I paid.
It tastes a little young.
It’s got a tight draw.
Smells like burnt hair.
My cherry fell off.
You nubbed that like Frank.
I haven’t had one this good in a long time.
You’re a tat wh0re.
Is this a real Cuban?
That super deluxe box smells like pink.
I can’t get the box open.
I got this from Peter.
I can’t wait to get this box pass started.
We all loaded Rusty’s box.
You want to split this box.
I never pay retail.
Bob forgot his hat.
It’s got a twang to it.
You got something better to do.
Age adds complexity.
Mind if I bring a friend?
You dropped your poker.
Can I use your poker.
Peter: It was a good time, now get out.
Comments
It's pretty veiny
I'm completely out of fluid
I'm not getting a spark
Hold it between your thumb and forefinger
It tastes like manure
It's very smooth
What's on the daily deal?
It’s a little toothy.
I like it when it has a shaggy foot
I don't like short fillers
Get that Cuban sandwich out of here
I don't have room for any more boxes
I can’t believe no one has said it yet…
Turn it around
If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.
AJ doesn't suck
When did you get in?
Gurkhas suck
Love thy neighbor
Heard at a Herf so it works “I’m married, so I don’t have to do that anymore.”
Per @Bob_Luken ”Your killing me! Easy on the tip.” & “Who the fawk taught you to do that?”
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Put a little spit on it
My favorite cigar list here
Careful of the nails
What's that spot on the side
I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa. / Let's eat GrandMa. -- Punctuation saves lives
It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.
I can't wait to post a review...
What's that stench? Somebody light a match!!
Now that’s a large ring gauge
Right down to the nub