Birthday

Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.

If it don’t bother me, it don’t bother me. Just leave me alone.

I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.

Nolite Oblivisci Peniculus Dentes

Cigars are great and so is this

I know, You're a big dog and I'm on the list.
Let's eat, GrandMa.  /  Let's eat GrandMa.  --  Punctuation saves lives

It'll be fine once the swelling goes down.