WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
If a black cat crosses your path, counteract by spitting and turning your cap around backwards. If you aren’t wearing a cap, you’re a goner. Wear a cap.
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This is awesome! Definitely printing this and handing it out at work, this is a perfect Patrick translator.
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Hang on there, buster...
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
If a black cat crosses your path, counteract by spitting and turning your cap around backwards. If you aren’t wearing a cap, you’re a goner. Wear a cap.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Wouldn't it take 37 years for the answer to the wish to return back to Earth?
It's magic duh
That's why I always wish upon Alph Centauri.
Just the picture makes me anxious
Does this help?
That's a nasty bug you got there @Jrflickster