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webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 4,976 ✭✭✭✭✭
“It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)



Unmitigated risk aversion is the new Puritanism; complete with witch hunts funny outfits and humorless preachers thundering doom. The Deity is Safety; Satan is a Lawyer; but the object is the same: to suck the life out of life and tell you how to live it.
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  • jd50aejd50ae Posts: 6,417 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 29
    Strange. I know of more than one pregnancy that happened because of a motorcycle ride.
  • IndustMechIndustMech ChicagolandPosts: 885 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lmao, Peter
    Let's eat, GrandMa.
    Let's eat GrandMa.

    Punctuation saves lives
  • YankeeManYankeeMan Posts: 2,060 ✭✭✭✭
    deadman said:
    That's why cops are serial marriers!
  • deadmandeadman Midland, NCPosts: 2,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 6,361 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • jgibvjgibv John G.Posts: 9,191 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob_Luken said:
     <3  <3 <3

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • Thanatos0320Thanatos0320 Posts: 539 ✭✭✭
    edited April 7
    Not a meme, but still funny. Men from every species understand his pain, and now you know how to survive a bear attack.

    https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYgrx70_460svvp9.webm
  • 0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 7,628 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not a meme, but still funny. Men from every species understand his pain, and now you know how to survive a bear attack.

    https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYgrx70_460svvp9.webm
    I saw that some time ago and no matter how many times I see it, I still end up laughing my ass off.
    There is no crisis that a good cigar can't cure.

    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Thanatos0320Thanatos0320 Posts: 539 ✭✭✭
    0patience said:
    Not a meme, but still funny. Men from every species understand his pain, and now you know how to survive a bear attack.

    https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYgrx70_460svvp9.webm
    I saw that some time ago and no matter how many times I see it, I still end up laughing my ass off.
    I probably laughed for a good 5 minutes and had tears from out of my eyes. The way he tried to walk it off and then end up collapsing with his legs going weak just killed me...
  • 0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 7,628 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well, not really a meme.


    There is no crisis that a good cigar can't cure.

    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • deadmandeadman Midland, NCPosts: 2,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • jlmartajlmarta 50 miles from ParadisePosts: 6,534 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Not a meme, but still funny. Men from every species understand his pain, and now you know how to survive a bear attack.

    https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aYgrx70_460svvp9.webm
    Sorry. The link doesn’t work for sour owl-poop. But thanks for trying. 
  • 0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 7,628 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Marty, here is the video of that link.

    There is no crisis that a good cigar can't cure.

    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • jlmartajlmarta 50 miles from ParadisePosts: 6,534 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh, OUCH!  Who would do such a mean thing to a poor, itchy bear?  That’s just downright evil. Good throw, though.....

    Thanks for the help, Tony @0patience.......
  • webmostwebmost Dull-AwarePosts: 4,976 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jlmarta said:
    Oh, OUCH!  Who would do such a mean thing to a poor, itchy bear?  That’s just downright evil. Good throw, though.....

    Thanks for the help, Tony @0patience.......
    Nobody threw anything Tony.

    Looks like the feller who owns the water tank left a coil of water hose on the fence post. Papa bear wanted the hose... who knows why... maybe it smelled like beer. Pulled and yanked; couldn't get it off, turned round & braced his back on the post to pull harder. When the hose finally gave way, it whiplashed him in his bear necessities. 


    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)



    Unmitigated risk aversion is the new Puritanism; complete with witch hunts funny outfits and humorless preachers thundering doom. The Deity is Safety; Satan is a Lawyer; but the object is the same: to suck the life out of life and tell you how to live it.
  • silvermousesilvermouse Cape CodPosts: 4,633 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "his bear necessities" -- lol, clever turn of phrase.
  • Bob_LukenBob_Luken already sucked before joining forum,.....just sayin'.Posts: 6,361 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited April 8
    This bear reminds me of a lesson I've learned, forgotten, and learned again on occasion. Gotta go slow on that first belt loop. Have you ever pulled your belt through the first belt loop too fast and brought the metal belt buckle around in an arc that accelerated right into your bear necessities?  I have.   
  • jlmartajlmarta 50 miles from ParadisePosts: 6,534 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Guess my vision isn’t so good. Looked like someone pitched a tree limb right at the poor bears huevos......  :#
  • ForMudForMud Aka; Quickdraw, Clayton, DelawarePosts: 767 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dam that was funny!!!....Been there a time or two
  • 0patience0patience Oregon CoastPosts: 7,628 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Walk it off. Oh you can't walk?
    OMG! ROFL!
    I've seen it dozens of times and it still has me laughing so hard it brings tears to my eyes.
    I know, I'm going to hell.
    There is no crisis that a good cigar can't cure.

    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • Thanatos0320Thanatos0320 Posts: 539 ✭✭✭
  • deadmandeadman Midland, NCPosts: 2,213 ✭✭✭✭✭
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