The official TruDog translation thread
By popular demand! Post your requests today and I'll translate the schizo for ya...
First one:
@TruDog said:
......SMiLe'N...................And Pour'N.
I'm happy to be drinking some alcohol tonight, but that doesn't mean I'm smoking a cigar. Of course, it doesn't mean I'm not smoking one either.
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@TruDog said:
PssT, FranK, go **** YoSelF.....
Hey @VegasFrank, I need some attention. Will you please respond to me?
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.7 -
....probley mentioned, Ikinned liked this kid / showedUp on the Banter ......named FraNK... Baby boY,/GraBBed him uP. My BoYE FranKY....
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...You really should Enjoy some of these Mushrooms., Make You SmiLe.
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@TruDog said:
....probley mentioned, Ikinned liked this kid / showedUp on the Banter ......named FraNK... Baby boY,/GraBBed him uP. My BoYE FranKY....I think I may have mentioned this before, but I discovered this gentleman on the "ye old ci banter" thread in the general discussion forum named @VegasFrank. I liked this young man and befriended him. He is my buddy now.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.9 -
@TruDog said:
...You really should Enjoy some of these Mushrooms., Make You SmiLe.I am currently consuming some illegal substances, which endure hallucinations. This causes me to hit my CAPS button fewer times and create more lucid content. They also put me in a pleasant mood. I recommend trying them.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.9 -
I am having another cocktail right now. I've turned the bill of my cap to the side a tad, and I am smoking a cigar. Hello Mr. Schmidt! Happy Friday.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.8 -
@VegasFrank said:
@TruDog said:
....probley mentioned, Ikinned liked this kid / showedUp on the Banter ......named FraNK... Baby boY,/GraBBed him uP. My BoYE FranKY....I think I may have mentioned this before, but I discovered this gentleman on the "ye old ci banter" thread in the general discussion forum named @VegasFrank. I liked this young man and befriended him. He is my buddy now.
....Damn, .....MoFo's oughta share sum daT sTuFF..........****
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@TruDog said:
@VegasFrank said:
@TruDog said:
....probley mentioned, Ikinned liked this kid / showedUp on the Banter ......named FraNK... Baby boY,/GraBBed him uP. My BoYE FranKY....I think I may have mentioned this before, but I discovered this gentleman on the "ye old ci banter" thread in the general discussion forum named @VegasFrank. I liked this young man and befriended him. He is my buddy now.
....Damn, .....MoFo's oughta share sum daT sTuFF..........****
Oh no! These fine young men have cracked my code. I thought that my synthetics put me at a higher mental level. I must now reexamine my life choices. Oh, and I still haven't figured out the swear word filter. Doh!
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.7 -
@VegasFrank said:
@TruDog said:
@VegasFrank said:
@TruDog said:
....probley mentioned, Ikinned liked this kid / showedUp on the Banter ......named FraNK... Baby boY,/GraBBed him uP. My BoYE FranKY....I think I may have mentioned this before, but I discovered this gentleman on the "ye old ci banter" thread in the general discussion forum named @VegasFrank. I liked this young man and befriended him. He is my buddy now.
....Damn, .....MoFo's oughta share sum daT sTuFF..........****
Oh no! These fine young men have cracked my code. I thought that my synthetics put me at a higher mental level. I must now reexamine my life choices. Oh, and I still haven't figured out the swear word filter. Doh!
We Just KiCK yo ass, whiLe smoking a Cigar.
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Excellent Thoughts, but Bro (hat twisted)....you LuV da DoG. WiNK to You FooL.
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Pour'N
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....SCha ShcIcK ssckiA....=....we hanG'n out.
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@TruDog said:
....SCha ShcIcK ssckiA....=....we hanG'n out.Sound of a beer pull tab?
WARNING: The above post may contain thoughts or ideas known to the State of Caliphornia to cause seething rage, confusion, distemper, nausea, perspiration, sphincter release, or cranial implosion to persons who implicitly trust only one news source, or find themselves at either the left or right political extreme. Proceed at your own risk.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain9 -
Thanks for the assist. I had no idea on that one.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.7 -
Funny stuff! Thanks Yakster.
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@TruDog said:
..."HoLLywwod SwiNg'N"...That's a very nice cigar, young man.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.2 -
@TruDog said:
....BeLch,....anyone ask? **** You... Lay down and Lick my Nuts.I'm a little inebriated, and I've already answered the question about my peculiar capitalization method. Basically, it's a little random, but it has to look good, so I might go back and change one or two from time to time.
The more pressing issue is that my genitalia is burning, and I could really use some cooling down there. Do you have any suggestions?
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.7 -
I was thinking "HoLLywwod (sic) SwiNg'N" = "Gentlemen, I am sitting here enjoying an entertaining cinematic production."
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@TRayB said:
I was thinking "HoLLywwod (sic) SwiNg'N" = "Gentlemen, I am sitting here enjoying an entertaining cinematic production."
You are the new master. I feel like Gene Hackman in right now.
@ScotchnSmoke sux lots of large wéiners. And tons of small ones.2 -
@VegasFrank, haha, no, you may retain the helm. I am better in a support role.
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Ya FranK. lay down and Lick my Nuts. Translate that lil ****.
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....starting a thread on me. SniFF, a major mistake boy.
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...Ive been here since 2009, you are a PunK Kid. Fu-C-K You; Im a Senior ****.
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in other words your a C-u -n-T...
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Sad to be that way, but **** gonna be a ...
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@VegasFrank said:
Thanks for the assist. I had no idea on that one.Promise. I'll deal with you lil ****.
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