So I read dogs like squeaky toys because it it reminds them of an injured animal. Let’s hear some more.
@Bob_Luken said: I microwaved a banana on high for 15 seconds.... because I left it in my vehicle overnight.... because I took two with me yesterday.... because I only ate one... because I wanted it to be much warmer than near freezing... because that one was the oldest one and needed to be eaten sooner that the fresher ones on the counter..... Oh yeah! The stem heated to 120* Fahrenheit. Just the stem. Yeah, I measured it. And it was probably much hotter than that before I got around to measuring it. The rest of it was still pretty cold. I didn't measure that.
@Bob_Luken said: I microwaved a banana on high for 15 seconds.... because I left it in my vehicle overnight.... because I took two with me yesterday.... because I only ate one... because I wanted it to be much warmer than near freezing... because that one was the oldest one and needed to be eaten sooner that the fresher ones on the counter.....
Oh yeah! The stem heated to 120* Fahrenheit. Just the stem. Yeah, I measured it. And it was probably much hotter than that before I got around to measuring it. The rest of it was still pretty cold. I didn't measure that.
This is possibly the most fitting post for the intent of a thread, EVER in the history of internet forums! Congratulations!
@ShawnOL said: As long as it didn't hurt too bad.
I made the right choice. Almost went with pineapple.
@TRayB said: @Bob_Luken said: I microwaved a banana on high for 15 seconds.... because I left it in my vehicle overnight.... because I took two with me yesterday.... because I only ate one... because I wanted it to be much warmer than near freezing... because that one was the oldest one and needed to be eaten sooner that the fresher ones on the counter..... Oh yeah! The stem heated to 120* Fahrenheit. Just the stem. Yeah, I measured it. And it was probably much hotter than that before I got around to measuring it. The rest of it was still pretty cold. I didn't measure that. This is possibly the most fitting post for the intent of a thread, EVER in the history of internet forums! Congratulations!
@TRayB said:
I cannot blame you for being insulted. I apologize.
Bananas don't last long around here, but this seems like a good idea.
@Yakster said: Bananas don't last long around here, but this seems like a good idea.
This seems like a great idea. Unfortunately, in my retail experience, I would have to visit a different grocery store to find riper bananas or less ripened bananas. wal-mart, kroger, publix, do not have much variation at all.
Guess what? Every time I type the word bananas on a full-size keyboard, some part of my brain loudly tells me, "You just lost control, didn't you? Now go check to make sure you didn't put an extra a or n in there."
While this is indeed useless information, it belongs in the Your Mundane Life thread
And, get off my lawn while you're at it.
@peter4jc said: @Bob_Luken said: I microwaved a banana on high for 15 seconds.... because I left it in my vehicle overnight.... because I took two with me yesterday.... because I only ate one... because I wanted it to be much warmer than near freezing... because that one was the oldest one and needed to be eaten sooner that the fresher ones on the counter..... Oh yeah! The stem heated to 120* Fahrenheit. Just the stem. Yeah, I measured it. And it was probably much hotter than that before I got around to measuring it. The rest of it was still pretty cold. I didn't measure that. While this is indeed useless information, it belongs in the Your Mundane Life thread And, get off my lawn while you're at it.
@peter4jc said:
I don't read that thread. I assume no one else cares about that thread either. At least they shouldn't. It's right there in the title.
The first written recipe for apple pie is from England
Couldn't sit for 3 hours
@Rhamlin said: The first written recipe for apple pie is from England
The first Cream Pie recipe is from Eden.
South American Screaming Piha, 116 dB.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_piha.
But this one holds the record:
the White Bellbird has the loudest bird call ever documented, according to a paper published today in the journal Current Biology. Its short, booming, two-part call is three times the sound pressure level—a measure of sound intensity—of the Screaming Piha’s call, the previous record-holder.
https://www.audubon.org/news/listen-loudest-bird-ever-recorded
Mice in the news!
https://theconversation.com/we-discovered-two-new-australian-native-mammals-the-first-of-their-kind-this-century-223740?utm_source=Live+Audience&utm_campaign=ddda388f7f-briefing-dy-20240304&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_b27a691814-ddda388f7f-49863420
Heads up @TNBigfoot68 @Bob_Luken @MrShrek Tennessee is #1 on the stress list! Yikes!https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/03/top-10-states-with-the-most-stressed-out-people-in-america.html
@peter4jc said: Heads up @TNBigfoot68 @Bob_Luken @MrShrek Tennessee is #1 on the stress list! Yikes!https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/03/top-10-states-with-the-most-stressed-out-people-in-america.html
obviously I'm excluded due to my well known calmness
You oldfarts don't get stressed anymore.
bad for blood pressure
The only reason California didn’t make the list and Tennessee did is because all of the Californians moved here!
@MrShrek said: The only reason California didn’t make the list and Tennessee did is because all of the Californians moved here!
insightful
And here I thought it was because no one could find a properly operational shopping cart
We know this is not fact. Do you know how hard it would be to move both your sister and first cousin all the way from California?
@Vision said: @MrShrek said: The only reason California didn’t make the list and Tennessee did is because all of the Californians moved here! We know this is not fact. Do you know how hard it would be to move both your sister and first cousin all the way from California?
@Vision said:
But only one wife.
@Vision said: We know this is not fact. Do you know how hard it would be to move both your sister and first cousin all the way from California?
Well sir, I disagree with your disagreement! You tell your old lady to hope in the truck, hitch up the house and drag it on. Duh! Besides, why are you using so many titles for the same person?
Found this at my local mall. You're famous up here @VegasFrank
Abuse!
Gas jumped .40 a gallon in honor of tonight's speech.
Researchers tracking more than half a million falling snowflakes have uncovered a mathematical correlation between a snowflake's average acceleration (how much it swirls) and its Stokes number (how much it responds to changes in air turbulence).
My question is how much was the government grant they got for this critical, essential, and earth-shattering study.
The original idea for daylight savings time was to save whale oil.
