The official TruDog translation thread

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My man just realized that we had this thread since 2022, even though he commented on it himself in 2023 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I will translate the last 13 comments in this thread all at once.

I'm sitting here in my studio apartment getting jacked out of my mind, so I decided to spend the night googling myself and all of my internet handles.

I came across something that said official @TruDog and I thought to myself, "wow someone is paying tribute to me!"

However, after reading it, I realized they were making fun of me! This makes me angry in my drunken state. Also, since I'm drunk, I don't recognize that I have made no fewer than four replies to this very thread that I seem to be angry about. That also makes me angry! 😡

I'm going to make a big giant stink about it on the forum! 😡

Okay, it's time for sleepy times now. I'm about to pass out for 12 hours because the brown water got the best of me again.

Now I also realize that this was silly, so I'll blow Frankie a kiss to make up. I know he doesn't really think I'm flying to Vegas. Anyways. If I did, he'd invite me over and we'd have a smoke together.

The end.