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Judging from the look on his face…she didn’t wipe well and left a little kitty litter 🥴
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Needs a cat.
Don't let the wife know what you spend on guns, ammo or cigars.
The look on your faces when you’ve just pissed on the rug.
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
Maybe it's never too early for Ozempic.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed. If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain
After 75 years as a bachelor, the Michelin Man is finally settling down. He's got a kid and a dog now.
Really, sweetie, just eat a Snickers bar, you'll be yourself in no time.
What do you mean your female makes you do the dishes?
Trapped in the People's Communist Republic of Massachusetts.
See? That wasn’t so bad was it??
A good cigar and whiskey solve most problems.
We need to talk about what you are doing to my fishnet stockings.