I Got Suckered (Again!!!)
undulac
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I pulled into the garage, get my kids into the house, and went out to the mail box. Everything was normal. I opened the mail box and don't have to tell you the rest. . . . . . well I will, there was mail in it. While walking back up the driveway I was scanning the paper and out of the corner of my eye, BOOM! I go down.
After I came to, I went inside to open the box. In it was a. . .
Rocky Patel Edge
Ccom Sungrown
Rocky Patel Olde World Reserve Maduro
Diesel Unlimited
Romeo & Julieta 1875
MOW Ruination
Padilla Miami
I called the cops and accused the wrong man. I was expecting a PIF from Dimondog but that was only a couple days ago and it has to cross the boarder but I thought Damn! that was fast. So I PM'd him a thank you for the PIF. Shortly after, he let me know that his package is still on it's way and that this didn't come from him.
There was no note or anything. I went out to the garbage can to get the FedEx box and look for a note. Nothing. All I know is that this came came from a woman's name somewhere in Florida. Which means some guy here is hiding behind his woman after a cheap shot.
To whomever it was, thank you. I can only hope that I can find out who you are and return the favor.
After I came to, I went inside to open the box. In it was a. . .
Rocky Patel Edge
Ccom Sungrown
Rocky Patel Olde World Reserve Maduro
Diesel Unlimited
Romeo & Julieta 1875
MOW Ruination
Padilla Miami
I called the cops and accused the wrong man. I was expecting a PIF from Dimondog but that was only a couple days ago and it has to cross the boarder but I thought Damn! that was fast. So I PM'd him a thank you for the PIF. Shortly after, he let me know that his package is still on it's way and that this didn't come from him.
There was no note or anything. I went out to the garbage can to get the FedEx box and look for a note. Nothing. All I know is that this came came from a woman's name somewhere in Florida. Which means some guy here is hiding behind his woman after a cheap shot.
To whomever it was, thank you. I can only hope that I can find out who you are and return the favor.
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I can honestly say that THAT one wasn't from me.........
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..0 -
With that evil laugh, I don't know how to take it? hahalilwing88:I can honestly say that THAT one wasn't from me.........
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!0 -
nice bomb! wonder who it was...
"Long ashes my friends."
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Hmmmm....
Could this be Goldy's "Invisible Bomb"?0 -
I have no clue. Is he from Florida? Heck, I'm not even positive it came from Florida. That was the only state on the package other than Ohio.doromath:Hmmmm....
Could this be Goldy's "Invisible Bomb"?0 -
I walk in after work and my wife said, "You got bombed or whatever."
Who was it this time? None other than the king of bombs/games, the Sniper himself. Was it one stick? No. Two? No. Five? No. Mr. Sniper sent 20!! That right, he sent me a complete, unopened package of double happiness!! Who does this?!?! The best, that's who. All I can say is that when you least expect it, BAM!
Now for the part that makes me upset. You sent me DOUBLE happiness. If you jinxed me and I have twins coming, you will pay. LOL!! Actually, I'll just bomb you with two cigars and a baby.0 -
Congrats mate, one hell of a bomb!0
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undulac:I walk in after work and my wife said, "You got bombed or whatever."
a complete, unopened package of double happiness!!
Damn, I should have thought of that, oops, I mean that is a great idea. Way to go Glen. Nothing sent from here, nothing to receive, keep going on your merry way.............0 -
LMAO! Nice haul brother!undulac:Now for the part that makes me upset. You sent me DOUBLE happiness. If you jinxed me and I have twins coming, you will pay. LOL!! Actually, I'll just bomb you with two cigars and a baby.0 -
wasn't me0
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doromath:Hmmmm....
Could this be Goldy's "Invisible Bomb"?
Nope, but mine should land somewhere tomorrow.0 -
Your wife said "You got bombed - or whatever"???undulac:I walk in after work and my wife said, "You got bombed or whatever."
Who was it this time? None other than the king of bombs/games, the Sniper himself. Was it one stick? No. Two? No. Five? No. Mr. Sniper sent 20!! That right, he sent me a complete, unopened package of double happiness!! Who does this?!?! The best, that's who. All I can say is that when you least expect it, BAM!
Now for the part that makes me upset. You sent me DOUBLE happiness. If you jinxed me and I have twins coming, you will pay. LOL!! Actually, I'll just bomb you with two cigars and a baby.
Whatever?
WHATEVER?!?!?
I KEEEEEEEEEL HER!!!!!
AFTER she bears your offspring! LOL
No curse of twins here brother - was just double happy to hear you were brave enough to do this again! This crazy world of ours needs all the good people (read: NOTRE DAME FANS!) it can get, and with you (and your WHATEVER-tossing wife!) as parents Im sure your children will grow up to be some of the best.
Congratulations my friend!
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Okay, this is getting ridiculous. Three more packages today. If I can get the two years old down for a nap soon, I'll post the BORKs along with the reward. If not, it may have to wait until tomorrow. You know who you are and thank you.0
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I guess we can let the cat out of the bag now..
This has all the making of Rob (Robbryas), who created the thread "lets get organized" in which you obviously did not read. The mass bombing raid/assault was for two reasons. (1) Having the courage to have a third child (God Bless You) and (2) Congratulations.
The 1st bomb raid was from yours truly, Congrats!!
I guess is retribution (towards Robb) will been painful but its still all his fault.
At least you can save some cash for the diapers.
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Thanks Mike! That means there is more to come. How am I going to handle all of these? You guys are too much. The funny thing is, I almost got in this one. I get in a few games here and there but don't get too involved in bombings just because I don't have the best variety of sticks all the time. I find something I like and I buy a lot of them until I get bored with it or I find something new. I was about to reply to this one now that my supply is a little more diversified. The reason I didn't is because I went into my main humi and saw the RH was at 60 and I couldn't get it higher. I didn't want to send out dry sticks. Can you imagine what Rob would have done if I replied? LOL!! Anyways, thank you again. Now I have your addy.
As for you buddies, I would like to thank bandyt09, lilwing88, and Kingjk729 for the packages that came today. GOOD STUFF!!
bandyt09 sent. . .
Gurkha Park Ave.
Alec Bradley Tempus*
Man O War Virtue
Auora Barrel Aged*
Gurkah Legend*
Gran Habano Connie #1*
5 Vegas Limitada 2008 and
Alec Bradley Harvest 1997
lilwing88 sent. . .
Rocky Patel Decade*
Diesel Unlimited*
Patel Bros.*
Cu Avano Intenso and
Pinar Del Rio Oscuro*
Kingjk729 sent. . .
Ccom Blue Label
Fonseca Connie
Profesor Sila
5 Vegas Gold Maduro*
Don Pepin Cuban Classic and
Rocky Patel 1990* in a size I've never seen/heard of before. 4 x 44 maybe. Can't wait!
Anything with an asterisk is something I've never had before. I'm really looking forward to the Tempus, Unlimited, and Gold Maduro.
Thanks again. Remember, I know have your addy. I'm already thinking of what I'm going to do for you guys (all involved in the bomb). I think I have a good idea. Baby's due in September, so I'll let you forget about this bomb and catch you guys off guard!!0 -
Ha... I was kinda worried that you would pm me to get involved... If you did I was just gonna give youth nak of another BORK on here... Nice work fellas!!! Looks like we did a good job so far... And there I'd more to come!!!0
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I just finished putting a new mailbox up. I grabbed a beer and a cigar and just sat on the porch looking at what I just assembled, and then. . . BOOM! It exploded again!!!
Three fine gentlemen bombed the hell out of me again!!
Smoke em if you got em
A Cohiba that I know nothing about as I'm not as experienced as most of you
Rocky Patel Decade
Rocky Patel 1992
Verdadero Organic
Diesel
NOT SURE WHO THESE ARE FROM!!
Ashton Cabinet
G5 Avenger
Cubano Limitado Fonseca
Diesel
Black Pearl Rojo
RP Edge Lite
Indian Tabac Maduro
Diesel Unlimited
RP Edge Maduro
Man O War Salomon
RobbyRas (the ring leader himself)
La Herencia Cubana
Diesel Unlimited
La Riqeza
Black Pearl Rojo
G2 Turbo
Romeo Y Julieta 1975
Diesel
5 Vegas Cask Strenth
I'm not sure what the hell to do!?!? I'm going to have to take the diaper money and use it for beads because of you guys.
Thank you to all of you and especially Rob for organizing this. Although I may not be able to pay all of you guys back (and I know that is not what this was about), I promise you that I'll pay it forward. I won't forget this.
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LOL> perhaps we should have sent a Humidor. (-_-)
All the best, enjoy!0 -
wow... who is sending over the extra HUMI?
Congrats on the upcoming addition to the family!
no need for payback... just thought we could get you well stocked for the next year or so... Diapers get expensive!!!0 -
Lots of diesel, RP and MOW in there...... My kinda bomb!Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..0
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nice work guys... that is one hell of a checklist!!!0
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Rob, thanks for putting it together. Once again, the fine BORK's here go above and beyondrobbyras:nice work guys... that is one hell of a checklist!!!0 -
LOL! Getting afraid of the mailbox yet?0
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If he's not yet, he will be soon!!!ljl:LOL! Getting afraid of the mailbox yet?
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Hit again!
This time from ljl. I thought he sent a package the other day because I read the other thread and saw his name and it came from IL but obviously it wasn't. Whomever that package was from, please let me know so I may thank you.
ljl sent. . .
Camacho Triple Maduro
5 Vegas Gold Maduro
Gran Habano Vintage 2002 (bang for your buck my favorite)
Diesel Shorty (never tried and really looking forward to this)
Cu Avana Intenso
and an AB Maxx which is 9.2 x 50 and I think if I light it up now that I may be finished when the baby comes in September. haha!
Thank you kindly!!
Also, as I stated earlier, if you are the gentleman (and I say that loosely - haha) that sent me a package from a few days ago, please let me know. I've never accepted anything other than a speeding ticket without saying thank you and I'd hate to start now.
I also said in another post that it would be impossible to pay all of you guys back but that I would pay it forward as best I could. Well, package one went out today to a well deserving BORK for the same reason you guys hooked me up.
If I finally get my son, I'd like to name him after one of you. So far, lilwing is the winner!! Then again smoke em if you got em is catching up. Now I just have to convince my wife.0 -
HA! awesome... Robert is a strong name though... just sayin...undulac:If I finally get my son, I'd like to name him after one of you. So far, lilwing is the winner!! Then again smoke em if you got em is catching up. Now I just have to convince my wife.0 -
I'll tell you who it was if you promise not to retaliate...0
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I can promise it won't be any time soon but in the future? hmmmmRuss55:I'll tell you who it was if you promise not to retaliate...0 -
You were right Tony. Thanks for finally knocking it over. I wonder if the mailman is getting pissed yet from all these boxes?Sandman1am:
If he's not yet, he will be soon!!!ljl:LOL! Getting afraid of the mailbox yet?
Sandman1am bombed me with. . .
Punch Rothchild which appears to be the maduro, maybe double. (Punch is my first love!!)
Nub Connie
Padilla Cazadores
Padilla Miami (which has a label I've never seen before which means this baby has some age on it!)
Perdomo Champagne
Macanudo 1968
and a mystery stick that's about a 6 x 54 that looks great. Hopefully you see this and can let me know what it is!
Just an FYI, because of you guys, I had to cram these in my humi in ways I didn't know cigars could handle. Then boxes kept coming, and coming, and coming. So now I can officially say that my cooler is set up and at a perfect 70 RH.
Thanks to all. This is absolutely crazy.0 -
Also, I'm still looking for the masked man that bombed me on the 18th. I'd like to thank him. All I know is he's from Elk Grove, IL and likes to write with a green Sharpie. I can't put two and two together off of Wayne's list.0
