the royal wedding...

kuzi16
kuzi16 Posts: 14,625 ✭✭✭✭
...is not what i will be watching tomorrow morning.


anyone here give a ***?


Comments

  • rossdavey2
    rossdavey2 Posts: 979
    As a loyal holder of a british passport (invading bastards) and a proud Scot. I don't give a ***.
  • Redtailhawkoz
    Redtailhawkoz Posts: 2,915
    I just want to see the Sex tape...... I bet that Kate can Hum with the best of them! LOL
  • stephen_hannibal
    stephen_hannibal Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭
    What the f**k is "the royal wedding?"

  • The Sniper
    The Sniper Posts: 3,910
    Redtailhawkoz:
    I just want to see the Sex tape...... I bet that Kate can Hum with the best of them! LOL
    Im with Oz - shes a little HOTTIE!!!

  • skweekz
    skweekz Posts: 2,279 ✭✭✭
    I could absolutely care less. Can't wait til it's over
  • beatnic
    beatnic Posts: 4,133
    Whomever has the Crap Pass should sacrifice a stick in effigy during the ceremony.
  • Krieg
    Krieg Posts: 5,208 ✭✭✭
    I don't give a *** either...just one thought did cross my mind though....is she really sure she wants to marry this guy...I mean...look what happened to his mother...

    "Long ashes my friends."

  • ShotgunJohn
    ShotgunJohn Posts: 1,545 ✭✭
    who gives a cr@p about those pretentious people...not me. It amazes me how much TV coverage is wasted on this kind of stuff.
  • Sol1821
    Sol1821 Posts: 707 ✭✭
    ShotgunJohn:
    who gives a cr@p about those pretentious people...not me. It amazes me how much TV coverage is wasted on this kind of stuff.
    here here,
    its a load of bollox !!
  • letsgowithbob
    letsgowithbob Posts: 677 ✭✭
    Lol we all proudly hold up our man cards and denounce this nonsensical media coverage, yet each one of us aspect opened this thread....lol
  • PuroFreak
    PuroFreak Posts: 4,124 ✭✭
    Sounds like a Royal pain in the ass to me... Honestly couldn't care less about the whole thing.
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Posts: 5,836
    In the words of the late great Col Sanders: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken", or watch any bs on tv!




    Although I'm pretty stoked for the draft!!!
  • lilwing88
    lilwing88 Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭
    I'm wearing my Kate Middleton airbrushed T-shirt as I type!!!! I've got scones in the oven, tea in the kettle, and a life-size portrait of QE next to the 46" Flat screen!!! YAY!!!

    Cucumber sandwhiches, anyone?????
    Guns don't kill people, Daddies with pretty daughters do…..
  • Krieg
    Krieg Posts: 5,208 ✭✭✭
    I just don't understand the obsession people have with the perpetuation of an empirical monarchy. Why the hell did we fight the War of Independence?? lol

    "Long ashes my friends."

  • xmacro
    xmacro Posts: 3,398 ✭✭
    lilwing88:
    I'm wearing my Kate Middleton airbrushed T-shirt as I type!!!! I've got scones in the oven, tea in the kettle, and a life-size portrait of QE next to the 46" Flat screen!!! YAY!!!

    Cucumber sandwhiches, anyone?????
    Don't forget your knock-off Kate Middleton engagement ring!!

    Honestly could not care less about the whole thing
  • Lasabar
    Lasabar Posts: 4,464 ✭✭✭
    I agree with you guys... Who cares????


    Although... I wonder how the cake situation is going over, they are going to have two cakes, one for the groom and one for the bride...

    The groom's cake is lined with his favorite british cookie McVitie's, so I wonder if they had a hand in the marketing of the cake, I surely hope that the royal family is not swayed by bribery or flashy marketing...

    PLUS, the bride's cake is made to feed 600 people, now I wonder if they will have a SHOW cake to make it look lovely but have pre-sliced cake in back ready to serve, or if they are going to cut it in tow and have 600 guests wait in line for a piece of the famed cake...

    But other than that I couldn't care less.... stupid
  • JCizzle
    JCizzle Posts: 1,914 ✭✭✭
    I'll set the line at 6 years. Who's taking the over/under?
    Light 'em up.
  • beatnic
    beatnic Posts: 4,133
    Lasabar:
    I agree with you guys... Who cares????


    Although... I wonder how the cake situation is going over, they are going to have two cakes, one for the groom and one for the bride...

    The groom's cake is lined with his favorite british cookie McVitie's, so I wonder if they had a hand in the marketing of the cake, I surely hope that the royal family is not swayed by bribery or flashy marketing...

    PLUS, the bride's cake is made to feed 600 people, now I wonder if they will have a SHOW cake to make it look lovely but have pre-sliced cake in back ready to serve, or if they are going to cut it in tow and have 600 guests wait in line for a piece of the famed cake...

    But other than that I couldn't care less.... stupid
    Wha?
  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Posts: 14,625 ✭✭✭✭
    beatnic:
    Lasabar:
    I agree with you guys... Who cares????


    Although... I wonder how the cake situation is going over, they are going to have two cakes, one for the groom and one for the bride...

    The groom's cake is lined with his favorite british cookie McVitie's, so I wonder if they had a hand in the marketing of the cake, I surely hope that the royal family is not swayed by bribery or flashy marketing...

    PLUS, the bride's cake is made to feed 600 people, now I wonder if they will have a SHOW cake to make it look lovely but have pre-sliced cake in back ready to serve, or if they are going to cut it in tow and have 600 guests wait in line for a piece of the famed cake...

    But other than that I couldn't care less.... stupid
    Wha?
    desired reaction achieved.

  • Lasabar
    Lasabar Posts: 4,464 ✭✭✭
    kuzi16:
    beatnic:
    Lasabar:
    I agree with you guys... Who cares????


    Although... I wonder how the cake situation is going over, they are going to have two cakes, one for the groom and one for the bride...

    The groom's cake is lined with his favorite british cookie McVitie's, so I wonder if they had a hand in the marketing of the cake, I surely hope that the royal family is not swayed by bribery or flashy marketing...

    PLUS, the bride's cake is made to feed 600 people, now I wonder if they will have a SHOW cake to make it look lovely but have pre-sliced cake in back ready to serve, or if they are going to cut it in tow and have 600 guests wait in line for a piece of the famed cake...

    But other than that I couldn't care less.... stupid
    Wha?
    desired reaction achieved.

    *Check*

    Next thread please!
  • RampMonkey
    RampMonkey Posts: 1,808
    Well for once I can say Thank God for Jury Duty! And for the record.. I don't give two sh!ts!
  • cabinetmaker
    cabinetmaker Posts: 2,557 ✭✭
    Someone getting married?
  • clearlysuspect
    clearlysuspect Posts: 2,122 ✭✭✭✭
    I guess I'm gonna be the only one here to put my man card on the line and say I have it set to record. Not that I particularly care about the British Royal Family. It's just that I've never seen any sort of pagentry on this scale before besides perhaps the annual Military Tattoo in Edinburgh, Scotland which I saw live in 1998.

    I think it might be the military spectacle that draws my eye to this as I understand that is a large part of the wedding and I've always been a fan of military ceremonies and customs.
  • JCizzle
    JCizzle Posts: 1,914 ✭✭✭
    clearlysuspect:
    I guess I'm gonna be the only one here to put my man card on the line and say I have it set to record. Not that I particularly care about the British Royal Family. It's just that I've never seen any sort of pagentry on this scale before besides perhaps the annual Military Tattoo in Edinburgh, Scotland which I saw live in 1998.

    I think it might be the military spectacle that draws my eye to this as I understand that is a large part of the wedding and I've always been a fan of military ceremonies and customs.
    I'll go ahead and volunteer to hold onto it until you're done watching.

    Just giving you ****! :D
    Light 'em up.
  • clearlysuspect
    clearlysuspect Posts: 2,122 ✭✭✭✭
    JCizzle:
    clearlysuspect:
    I guess I'm gonna be the only one here to put my man card on the line and say I have it set to record. Not that I particularly care about the British Royal Family. It's just that I've never seen any sort of pagentry on this scale before besides perhaps the annual Military Tattoo in Edinburgh, Scotland which I saw live in 1998.

    I think it might be the military spectacle that draws my eye to this as I understand that is a large part of the wedding and I've always been a fan of military ceremonies and customs.
    I'll go ahead and volunteer to hold onto it until you're done watching.

    Just giving you ****! :D
    That sounds like a good idea if you want to come by and pick it up. Just make sure to check in with the new home security system when you arrive. LOL.
  • doromath
    doromath Posts: 576
    Is that what all the fuss is about? A wedding?

    Here I just thought it was my British fanbase celebrating my birthday. If you think this is big you should've seen what they did last year....
  • YankeeMan
    YankeeMan Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭✭✭
    We're just being gracious because we kicked their butt!
  • Jetmech_63
    Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    lilwing88:
    I'm wearing my Kate Middleton airbrushed T-shirt as I type!!!! I've got scones in the oven, tea in the kettle, and a life-size portrait of QE next to the 46" Flat screen!!! YAY!!!

    Cucumber sandwhiches, anyone?????

    ROFL!!! Win!