Yo Momma

Marker
Marker Posts: 2,524 ✭
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500 post contest since I am old enough now to post my own topic.

I will be sending a large amount of dog rockets to the winner of this contest. The rules are easy. Give me your best 'Yo Momma' joke. You may submit one a day through Sunday. That would be 4 total counting today. I will judge the best one and pick a winner to send the winnings to.

I will start it off. Good luck to everyone.

Yo momma so ugly she had to trick or treat over the phone.
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  • greg2648
    greg2648 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭
    Yo Mamma so fat, when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
  • JHewey
    JHewey Posts: 2,421 ✭✭✭
    Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,142 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo mommas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
  • Vulchor
    Vulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    Yo momma's such a wh*re, crack gets offended when its associated with her.
  • 415
    415 Posts: 951 ✭
    Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
  • 415
    415 Posts: 951 ✭
    double post
  • danielruas
    danielruas Posts: 778 ✭
    Yo mommas so fat she wore a shirt with an X on it and helicopters kept trying to land on her.
  • Diamondog
    Diamondog Posts: 4,171 ✭✭
    Yo momma is so fat, she sweats in December. Imagine what she smells like in May!
  • JZ
    JZ Posts: 827 ✭
    Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate!!
  • t_evan50
    t_evan50 Posts: 1,725 ✭
    Yo Momma so lazy she thinks a two income family is when yo daddy has two jobs!
  • jj20030
    jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    your momma so ugly you could push her face into some dough and make some gorilla cookies
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    Yo momma got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...
  • smoke_em_if_you_got_em
    smoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo momma so fat it looks like she's smuggling volkswagens!!
  • kaspera79
    kaspera79 Posts: 7,250 ✭✭✭
    Yo' mama is so dumb it takes her three hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo Momma's so dumb she thinks asphalt's a hip disease.
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo Momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
    Enola Gay was the code name for Yo Mama. She farted and leveled Hiroshima
  • RCY_Cigars
    RCY_Cigars Posts: 5,493 ✭✭✭
    Yo Momma so ugly, when she cries. Her tears run over her forehead to the back of her head. To stay off her face, lol..........

  • The_Kid
    The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    Yo momma so fat two guys f'd her at the same time and never even saw each other
  • Hayblet
    Hayblet Posts: 2,429 ✭✭✭
    Yo momma is so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon
  • howtobass
    howtobass Posts: 589
    YO MOMMA...... SOOOOO FAT..... She DJ's for the Ice Cream Truck!!!!!!
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo momma so fat when she wore her yellow jogging suit kids tried to ride HER to school!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • dopeyferree
    dopeyferree Posts: 274
    Yo Mama's so fat that when God said "let there be light" he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way................... Zing
  • Vulchor
    Vulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    Yo momma's so nasty when she asked Yo Daddy what she could give him for their anniversary... he said suicide.
  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Posts: 14,625 ✭✭✭✭



    yo mamma's ass is a convenient proof that our universe is expanding at an exponential rate.


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  • skweekz
    skweekz Posts: 2,279 ✭✭✭
    Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!
  • RampMonkey
    RampMonkey Posts: 1,808 ✭
    Yo momma so dumb she works in a M&M Factory and threw out all the "w"s.
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The Kid:
    Yo momma so fat two guys f'd her at the same time and never even saw each other
    The PC term for this is not "****" but rather she is "horizontally accessible"... just thought you should know....
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • JudoChinX
    JudoChinX Posts: 775 ✭
    Yo momma so fat, she looks like me.
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo momma so fat, the only way I could f**k her was to roll her in flour and f**k the wet spots!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • robbyras
    robbyras Posts: 5,487 ✭
    90+ Irishman:
    Yo momma so fat, the only way I could f**k her was to roll her in flour and f**k the wet spots!
    gross

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