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Acronym List and Vocabulary

robbyrasrobbyras Posts: 5,487
OK. Another new kid request. I have read through a bunchy of threads and come across some acronyms I don't know. RH, I assume, is relative humidity. What is B & M? Based on the context, it seems to be a smoke shop, but I thought I'd ask. So if there are any other acronyms that new kids should know, add them to the list. I just thought this might be helpful.
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  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    Bondage and Masochism.. we're all sooo into it



    ok ok... it's Bricks & Mortar. Good question, but I like my answer better
  • kuzi16kuzi16 Posts: 14,633 ✭✭✭✭
    there are a ton of them.

    in fact, there are so many of them that i cannot list them. But i will be Glad to explain myself if you ask.


  • bbc020bbc020 Posts: 1,422
    one that I ran into early on was ISOM = Island South of Miami (usually referring a cigar from that one country down there)
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    Yeah, that one threw me for a good while, too.
  • j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    urbino:
    Yeah, that one threw me for a good while, too.
    Here and I thought an ISOM was some sort of missile...like an ICBM. :)
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    edited for double posting.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    dutyje:
    Bondage and Masochism.. we're all sooo into it
    Be careful not to pop WP. They make quite a mess.
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    madurofan:
    dutyje:
    Bondage and Masochism.. we're all sooo into it
    Be careful not to pop WP. They make quite a mess.
    That reminds me.. I meant to post up on here that I'm down to just one water pillow.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    dutyje:
    Bondage and Masochism.. we're all sooo into it
    Be careful not to pop WP. They make quite a mess.
    That reminds me.. I meant to post up on here that I'm down to just one water pillow.

    Will that affect your "private life" there Doodie ?
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    laker1963:
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    dutyje:
    Bondage and Masochism.. we're all sooo into it
    Be careful not to pop WP. They make quite a mess.
    That reminds me.. I meant to post up on here that I'm down to just one water pillow.

    Will that affect your "private life" there Doodie ?
    Well, until I've got sufficient humidification for both my tupperdors, I'll have to keep my sticks out of the rear tupperdor, and only use the front humidor.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Go buy one of those Xikar gel jars. You can get them at any B&M and they're even better in a tupperdor.
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    Did you miss my joke? Or did I miss yours?

    EDIT: Not sure if yours was a joke, but if I read it again as such, it's pretty damned funny!
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    dutyje:
    Did you miss my joke? Or did I miss yours?

    EDIT: Not sure if yours was a joke, but if I read it again as such, it's pretty damned funny!
    Ha I completely missed your joke I kind of breezed over it and missed that you said front and rear teupperdors. AHAHA ... If she ever saw this your sticks would be left out to dry!
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    Now read your joke and think about how you would use that gel :)

    EDIT: what I said in my original "joke" was all true, though, if taken literally. I have two tupperdors (although they are on separate shelves), and am using beads and a pillow in one, and the other sits empty at the moment because I've shipped off all my spare pillows in games. Really, all of this means that it has been too long since I ordered from ccom :)
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    dutyje:
    Now read your joke and think about how you would use that gel :)

    Again if you're wife ever reads your posts on here, we'll get to read about the police searching for the stick she chucked out the window, the doctor that tried to reattach it and I'll be singing the detachable p*nis song over and over again.
  • robbyrasrobbyras Posts: 5,487
    this thread has been insightful... thanks fellas
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    robbyras:
    this thread has been insightful... thanks fellas

    LMAAO. Insightful ? Oh man are you ever gonna learn things around here !
    We talk about cigars sometimes too !
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    speaking of acronyms, what does the second 'A' stand for in LMAAO? Ancient?
  • robbyrasrobbyras Posts: 5,487
    just breakin balls...
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    dutyje:
    speaking of acronyms, what does the second 'A' stand for in LMAAO? Ancient?
    OUCH! ... well at one point it stood for alien, but I think it now stands for ancient.
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    robbyras:
    this thread has been insightful... thanks fellas
    For some reason threads here ALWAYS get derailed. One time someone suggested that we should create a new thread when we are going to derail a thread instead we derailed his thread aabout derailing.
  • urbinourbino Posts: 4,517
    robbyras:
    just breakin balls...
    You'll do well here.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    dutyje:
    speaking of acronyms, what does the second 'A' stand for in LMAAO? Ancient?

    I have been dubbed the "Alien" here because I am Canadian.
    So it stands for "Alien" ;)
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    madurofan:
    dutyje:
    speaking of acronyms, what does the second 'A' stand for in LMAAO? Ancient?
    OUCH! ... well at one point it stood for alien, but I think it now stands for ancient.

    OUCH indeed !! Thanks Maddy. Ancient?
    Man that's mean !
    Do I now need to add yet another "A" in that line?
    Oh yeah, hey maddy...Kiss my AAA :)
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    Hey man, rear entrance doody said it not I.
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    madurofan:
    Hey man, rear entrance doody said it not I.
    Yeah, but you're the one who brought the gel.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    madurofan:
    Hey man, rear entrance doody said it not I.

    Ooops, I see that Maddy, sorry 'bout that.

    Hey Doodie what I said to Maddy was meant for you.
    *** it just isn't as effective this way :(
  • dutyjedutyje Posts: 2,263
    That's alright, man.. you're ancient.. those things happen.
  • laker1963laker1963 Posts: 5,046
    dutyje:
    That's alright, man.. you're ancient.. those things happen.

    Am not :)~
  • madurofanmadurofan Posts: 6,219 ✭✭✭
    dutyje:
    madurofan:
    Hey man, rear entrance doody said it not I.
    Yeah, but you're the one who brought the gel.
    Hey, I know she's been holding out but damn dude. A few days without a womans touch and you switch teams ...
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