Yo Momma

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  • robbyras
    robbyras Posts: 5,487 ✭
    smoke em if you got em:
    Yo momma so fat it looks like she's smuggling volkswagens!!
    HA! awesome
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    robbyras:
    90+ Irishman:
    Yo momma so fat, the only way I could f**k her was to roll her in flour and f**k the wet spots!
    gross
    True enough Rob... but I want those d@mn dog rockets!!!! Currently getting estimates for how much I can sell a kidney for... maybe I'm a little too into cigars??? NAHHHHHHH
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • The_Kid
    The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    RampMonkey:
    Yo momma so dumb she works in a M&M Factory and threw out all the "w"s.
    lol
  • The_Kid
    The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    Yo Mamma is soooo phat that when her beeper goes off people think shes gonna back up
  • y2pascoe
    y2pascoe Posts: 1,727 ✭✭✭
    Yo momma's so fat...her blood type is Ragu.
  • amz1301
    amz1301 Posts: 1,299 ✭
    Yo momma is soooo dumb she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
  • JZ
    JZ Posts: 827 ✭
    Hayblet:
    Yo momma is so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran and got a spoon
    LMAO!
  • JZ
    JZ Posts: 827 ✭
    Yo momma is so fat she cant even jump to conclusions!
  • greg2648
    greg2648 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭
    Yo mamma so fat spandex turned her down, because even spandex has limitations. My buddy gave that one.
  • kaspera79
    kaspera79 Posts: 7,250 ✭✭✭
    Yo' momma is so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,142 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo mommas so bow legged she's got to get out of bed to turn over.
  • scarlin
    scarlin Posts: 1,592 ✭
    Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean...
  • JHewey
    JHewey Posts: 2,421 ✭✭✭
    Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
  • PsychoSJG
    PsychoSJG Posts: 766 ✭✭✭
    Yo mama is so fat, her BMI is measured in Acres.
  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Posts: 14,625 ✭✭✭✭
    yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

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  • CvilleE
    CvilleE Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭
    Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
  • howtobass
    howtobass Posts: 589
    Yo MOMMA's teeth soooooo crooked, when she smiles it looks like she's throwing up gang signs.
  • RampMonkey
    RampMonkey Posts: 1,808 ✭
    Yo momma is so fat that she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington nose...
  • Marker
    Marker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    kuzi16:
    yo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

    Stolen from Weird Al!
  • Vulchor
    Vulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    Yo momma's so fat that for her Drivers License picture they have to rent a wide angle lens to capture her full head.
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo momma so dumb she watches E! to find out who to vote for!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • firetruckguy
    firetruckguy Posts: 2,522 ✭✭✭
    howtobass:
    Yo MOMMA's teeth soooooo crooked, when she smiles it looks like she's throwing up gang signs.
    LOL
  • smoke_em_if_you_got_em
    smoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo momma teeth so rotten when she smiles look like she got dice in her mouth!!
  • JHewey
    JHewey Posts: 2,421 ✭✭✭
    Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
  • kaspera79
    kaspera79 Posts: 7,250 ✭✭✭
    Yo' momma is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
    Yo' momma is so ugly she went to the beauty shop and it took six hours, to get a quote.
  • RampMonkey
    RampMonkey Posts: 1,808 ✭
    Yo momma so fat, she has to wake up in sections.
  • PsychoSJG
    PsychoSJG Posts: 766 ✭✭✭
    yo mama so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.
  • lcpleel
    lcpleel Posts: 3,455 ✭✭✭
    Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
  • smoke_em_if_you_got_em
    smoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo momma gums are so black, the *** spits coffee
  • y2pascoe
    y2pascoe Posts: 1,727 ✭✭✭
    Yo momma's so fat, whenever someone say's "Kool-Aid!", she comes crashing through a wall.

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