Yo Momma

13»

Comments

  • Vulchor
    Vulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    Yo mommas such a nasty *** that not even AIDS will get near her.
  • firetruckguy
    firetruckguy Posts: 2,522 ✭✭✭
    smoke em if you got em:
    Yo momma gums are so black, the *** spits coffee
    LOL
  • wwestern
    wwestern Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭
    Yo mama's so nice, she raised you.
  • joshvoigt
    joshvoigt Posts: 325
    Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a coffee can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said she was moving!
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo momma so nasty that even Dennis Rodman goes "Ah He'll Naw Man!!"
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • roland_7707
    roland_7707 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭
    your momma is so dumb and fat she eats tires, thinking they are oreos.
    One God, One Truth
  • howtobass
    howtobass Posts: 589
    YO MOMMA... sooooooo fat, that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.
  • illinoisgolf99
    illinoisgolf99 Posts: 1,507 ✭
    Yo mama's so ugly, even Chuck Norris won't hit that
  • JHewey
    JHewey Posts: 2,421 ✭✭✭
    Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
  • Marker
    Marker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Midnight here so this is closed. I have a good idea who won and I have picked two winners. I think I already have their address. The winnings will go out Wednesday I believe.

    Thank you all for the participation. This was fun.
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It was a fun competition, thanks Marker!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • JHewey
    JHewey Posts: 2,421 ✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    It was a fun competition, thanks Marker!
    +1
  • howtobass
    howtobass Posts: 589
    Very fun indeed! It was nice to see some classics.
  • jr_p951
    jr_p951 Posts: 1,121
    That was some funny stuff!! I laughed at loud! I even had to text my wife some of those!! Of course I changed "Yo Momma" to the name of her obiese co-worker. She said I was mean, and couldn't help but laugh at some of the stuff you guys came up with!! Excellent contest Marker!!
  • jr_p951
    jr_p951 Posts: 1,121
    jj's had me rolling! I couldn't tell my daughter without laughing between words.
  • y2pascoe
    y2pascoe Posts: 1,727 ✭✭✭
    Who are the winners?
  • Marker
    Marker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    y2pascoe:
    Who are the winners?
    They will know when they get the package. I will post the tracking Wednesday or Thursday. I can't get to the PO box before that.
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,142 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yes a very cool idea for a contest.
  • kaspera79
    kaspera79 Posts: 7,250 ✭✭✭
    I still enjoy a good momma joke, Thanks for the contest.
  • Marker
    Marker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    I picked two 'winners' for this. Your packages are in the mail as we speak. You will know it when they come. I am not posting tracking numbers.
  • Marker
    Marker Posts: 2,524 ✭
    Ok, both of these landed. One was to jj and one was to 415. As I read them over and over there are plenty more that were great. Just had to whittle it down. This was fun. I have told these to my friends at the B&M and they love them as well.

    A big THANK YOU to everyone who participated.
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Congrats to jj and 415, and thanks for a really fun and creative competition Marker... really well done!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • ENFIDL
    ENFIDL Posts: 5,836 ✭
    Loved this contest man. Tons of good laughs. Congrats to jj and 415!
  • jj20030
    jj20030 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭✭✭
    thanks, i got hit and thought i was just bombed until marker pm me and told me i was a contest weiner,lol, and thanks for the contest and all the great smokes ! image

Categories