You know you have a cigar obsession when.....

oldsoulrevival
oldsoulrevival Posts: 632 ✭✭
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you have a nightmare about your favorite cigar in your humidor being eaten by 2 very large tobacco beetles, whose corpses, once they are taken out of the cigar, you incinerate with a flame thrower.

how else do you know if you have a cigar obsession?

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  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    When you mistakenly scream, "A.J." instead of your wife's name during sex?
  • SaVas
    SaVas Posts: 250
    I'm not obsessed. I just like a good cigar. :)
  • stephen_hannibal
    stephen_hannibal Posts: 4,316 ✭✭✭
    Toombes:
    When you mistakenly scream, "A.J." instead of your wife's name during sex?
    BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!

  • Shaun.Harrison87
    Shaun.Harrison87 Posts: 1,971 ✭
    "You know you have a cigar obsession when....." I felt like I was selling my kids when I sold some of my cigars the last few days...MY PRECIOUS!
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    every box you see, no matter what kind it is or what it's made of, you examine it and think if it would make a nice humi.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    stephen_hannibal:
    Toombes:
    When you mistakenly scream, "A.J." instead of your wife's name during sex?
    BWA HA HA HA HA!!!!


    Not that this has ever happened, mind you... la la la de la la...
  • KCW
    KCW Posts: 1,334 ✭✭✭
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
  • RampMonkey
    RampMonkey Posts: 1,808 ✭
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
    +1 - I'm guilty of this :D
  • bbass2
    bbass2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to smell).
    Fixed that one
  • y2pascoe
    y2pascoe Posts: 1,727 ✭✭
    I actually had a dream about Sprint Sale before it even went live. Of course, I had no idea what it was yet, but there it was, in my subconscious.
  • skweekz
    skweekz Posts: 2,279 ✭✭✭
    RampMonkey:
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
    +1 - I'm guilty of this :D
    Me too
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,142 ✭✭✭✭✭
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
    There you go. I got the rolling eyes last night at the mall when I spied some cigar tubes.
  • ShotgunJohn
    ShotgunJohn Posts: 1,545 ✭✭
    skweekz:
    RampMonkey:
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
    +1 - I'm guilty of this :D
    Me too
    +2 I am guilty of all of these, plus my wife limits me to 2 cigar topics per day.
    My 2 year old son says 'Gars Papa every time a package shows up on the door step, and says "Papa I smell it, yum yum good!!"
  • BigT06
    BigT06 Posts: 3,899 ✭
    ShotgunJohn:
    skweekz:
    RampMonkey:
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
    +1 - I'm guilty of this :D
    Me too
    +2 I am guilty of all of these, plus my wife limits me to 2 cigar topics per day.
    My 2 year old son says 'Gars Papa every time a package shows up on the door step, and says "Papa I smell it, yum yum good!!"
    pure awesomeness
  • KCW
    KCW Posts: 1,334 ✭✭✭
    bbass2:
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to smell).
    Fixed that one

    Thank you... Mmmmmmmm Humi Smell (drool)
  • phobicsquirrel
    phobicsquirrel Posts: 7,343 ✭✭✭
    Toombes:
    When you mistakenly scream, "A.J." instead of your wife's name during sex?
    lol
  • Messick
    Messick Posts: 86
    When your favorite tv show is the Cigar Sprint Sale.
  • RBeckom
    RBeckom Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭
    ShotgunJohn:
    skweekz:
    RampMonkey:
    KCW:
    When you check your humi(s) everyday (just to look).
    When someone else mentions cigars and your wife rolls her eyes.
    When you go on the c.com forum multiple times a day.
    When you check the weather just to see if it will be "good cigar smoking weather"

    I could go on and on.
    +1 - I'm guilty of this :D
    Me too
    +2 I am guilty of all of these, plus my wife limits me to 2 cigar topics per day.
    My 2 year old son says 'Gars Papa every time a package shows up on the door step, and says "Papa I smell it, yum yum good!!"



    Sounds like all of you share the story of my life.

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