Redneck Mafia ingenuity

Toombes
Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
in Non Cigar Related
Since its starting to cool off and we still like to have a smoke, why not put unused equipment to alternate use?
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An old grill, some branches from the yard and you're good!

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  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    hahaha. that is quite redneck
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Where's the s'mores fellas???
  • Darth_Vader
    Darth_Vader Posts: 223 ✭
    Great job Si
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Can Filipinos be rednecks?
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    "I know this guy, he's got anything you want. Cars, trucks, couches, chairs, jeeps, RV's, tatader salad, cold watermelon... Hey, a sack of oranges."
  • Medic45
    Medic45 Posts: 1,906 ✭✭✭
    Yes u sure can ur new name is wonhunglow mr Reyes
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    hahaha nice.

    * I have a new address as of 3/24/18 *

  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭
    Nice guys! Sorry I missed the bonfire!
  • pross
    pross Posts: 874 ✭✭✭
    I think that only qualifies as redneck if it were indoors.....
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    Does under a covered patio count?
  • pelirrojo
    pelirrojo Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    I don't see any pieces of an old wooden chair or demolished couch in your fire pit. Also, where's the gasoline and styrofoam for making home made napalm??? And you call yourselves rednecks...
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    pelirrojo:
    I don't see any pieces of an old wooden chair or demolished couch in your fire pit. Also, where's the gasoline and styrofoam for making home made napalm??? And you call yourselves rednecks...

    Gees, Gordon, we had to have something to sit on. No gasoline, but we had some lighter fluid and a plastic Coke bottle.
  • pelirrojo
    pelirrojo Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, *** lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
  • Toombes
    Toombes Posts: 4,506 ✭✭✭
    pelirrojo:
    You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, *** lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Love that movie!
  • jthanatos
    jthanatos Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭
    Love the fire pit. Nothing better than a nice fire and a nice smoke.

    However, this thread has revealed to me that being a redneck is a deep and nuanced undertaking. Never knew there were so many rules. I have been a poser all this time. :(

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