We Have an International Incident in the Heartland....

greg2648
greg2648 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭
Today Illinois was attacked by the Chinese.... I am in the process of mobilizing the local militia. Make no mistake, they hit us hard. I was lucky to survive. Many did not. NCIS has been called to the scene and I am heading up a full investigation. What we know is that this attack was definitely professional. It seems as if I have seen this handiwork before. As you can see by the pictures this attack definitely drew blood. Our most recent tip indicates that the perpetrator has something to do with the month of June. Thank you for the great cigars. This story will be updated.....

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Comments

  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The Snoober done smacked the Bear..but GOOOOOD! Enjoy Greg
  • The_Kid
    The_Kid Posts: 7,869 ✭✭✭
    Snooobie! Snooobie! Snooobie! Nice Hit,, Enjoy the fine selection Greg,, Jiunn done opened a can of whoop azz on you!!!
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    pleasure is all on my side mister bear. I hope you enjoy those cigars. Try that custom roll soon. pretty delicious. And that RyJ is the one I gave you at the chicago herf where you (I think lied) and said it was one of the best cigars that you've ever had. At any rate, enjoy!
  • ehehat
    ehehat Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭
    Very nicely done Jiunn. Enjoy those Greg.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Whoa!
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    Awesome hit snoob!!
    Money can't buy taste
  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭
    Wow Jiunn, superb hit on a stupendous guy!