piers morgan contest....*****UPDATE*****

jd50ae
jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
....the first person to correctly pick his next job will win.

And the prize...I will send you 5 cigars for the first and correct answer.

My monthly order from CCom won't be placed until this coming Wednesday, and as soon as it is here, I will get a flat rate out ASAP. This of course depends on someone giving the XXXXXXXX XXXXX a job. If no one gives him a job then will award the cigars to some unsuspecting victim picked at random by my random victim picking machine.


I guess I should put a date on this here spur of the moment guessing game. If no winner by 03/21/2014 I will close the game and pick a victim.
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  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chess master Kasparov speculates he will be hired by RT (Russia Today) but doesn't say what he'll be doing there.

    Perhaps while there he can convince Ukraine that gun control is the answer.

    Apparently, there's a job opening

    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • Vulchor
    Vulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    Hired by ESPN to head up some of their World Cup Soccer extravaganza.
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Posts: 4,134 ✭✭✭
    I think he will be the war corrispondent for Expatica - Russia
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Fox news late night correspondent.very late night.
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • wwhwang
    wwhwang Posts: 2,878 ✭✭✭
    I would probably guess that he's going to write political opinion pieces for salon.com
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I can't decide between new co-host on The View or new contestant on Dancing with the Stars.
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • bearb
    bearb Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭
    Well, Piers has replied to a twit in the twitter world 3 hours ago asking him 'Are you paving the way for a job on Top Gear??' His reply was: 'No. a) I'm too handsome b) I only drive Aston Martins > RT @johnholmes1964 @piersmorgan Are you paving the way for a job on Top Gear??
    https://twitter.com/piersmorgan
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 10,024 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rachel Maddows whipping boy.
    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • MorganGeo
    MorganGeo Posts: 2,230 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I say some special on hbo. He would go great with bill maher
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,219 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Trump will use him on "The Apprentice" in some annoying fashion.
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • roland_7707
    roland_7707 Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭
    Who is this?
    One God, One Truth
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He will be hired by MSNBC to do "major interviews," ala Barbara Walters.

    Either that, or assistant manager of sporting goods at the Poughkeepsie WalMart.
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • flowbee
    flowbee Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭
    He will probably be a judge again on the X-Factor
  • Darktower007
    Darktower007 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭✭
    Maybe he'll be the Antarctica Cheif Correspondant for some other liberal network?
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Salesman selling counterfeit Happy Socks to Eskimos in the streets of Alaska.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Condom distributor at the next Olympics!
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Douchebag. Oh wait he already is one.
  • PAtoNH
    PAtoNH Posts: 429
    who?
  • Martel
    Martel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    While I know in theory who he is, I couldn't pick him out of a lineup. Never seen him.

    So, if "unemployed" doesn't count, I'll go with...
    blogger. He'll run his own.
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    PAtoNH:
    who?


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  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Need more players
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    OMG it is the 23 and I haven't picked a winner.

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    And the winner is, because no one was serious and he ain't got no job...by pure chance picked by my random number picking machine

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    Number 4...why no other then twistedstem

    Lets have a big round of applause for our resident book marker maker and all around good guy.
  • flowbee
    flowbee Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭
    jd50ae:
    OMG it is the 23 and

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    And the winner is, because no one was serious and he ain't got no job...by pure chance picked by my random number picking machine

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    Number 4...why no other then twistedstem

    Lets have a big round of applause for our resident book marker maker and all around good guy.
    Congrats Twisted!! Awesome game JD, and for the record!! Pierce Morgan still sucks!!!!
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Omg I can't believed it must be my lucky week thank you brother for this.thank you for letting me take part in this!!!
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    twistedstem:
    Omg I can't believed it must be my lucky week thank you brother for this.thank you for letting me take part in this!!!
    OMG it's ....... Little Brian! Awesome!
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    twistedstem:
    Omg I can't believed it must be my lucky week thank you brother for this.thank you for letting me take part in this!!!


    Heads up guy.

    9114901075742474486728.....it went out very late in the day but it is on the way. Enjoy...
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae:
    twistedstem:
    Omg I can't believed it must be my lucky week thank you brother for this.thank you for letting me take part in this!!!


    Heads up guy.

    9114901075742474486728.....it went out very late in the day but it is on the way. Enjoy...
    Thank you brother!!!appreciate the contest .
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae:
    twistedstem:
    Omg I can't believed it must be my lucky week thank you brother for this.thank you for letting me take part in this!!!


    Heads up guy.

    9114901075742474486728.....it went out very late in the day but it is on the way. Enjoy...
    Thank you brother!!!appreciate the contest .
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's a crimea that he still ain't got no job. I'm thinking Putin is occupied with other things ...
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    webmost:
    It's a crimea that he still ain't got no job. I'm thinking Putin is occupied with other things ...


    Putin is too bust laughing his *** off making jokes about obozo, you know, just like the rest of the World.