dilemma

danielzreyes
danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
I have some cash set aside for Vegas this weekend, but then my wife sends me this .......

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"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR

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  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Put these on your credit card and hope you win?
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Why are you still home????
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • Beaker38
    Beaker38 Posts: 183
    image
  • flowbee
    flowbee Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭
    Your wife rocks!!!!
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,197 ✭✭✭✭✭
    flowbee:
    Your wife rocks!!!!
    That was my first thought!!
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • matkn293
    matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Beaker38:
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    Sweet Jesus! That sir is hilarious!!!

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


  • 0patience
    0patience Posts: 10,665 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Well, did you ask her what she bought you?
    In Fumo Pax
    Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy cigars and that's close enough.

    Wylaff said:
    Atmospheric pressure and crap.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'm gonna go check it out tomorrow
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Now that's a good woman right there!
  • Darktower007
    Darktower007 Posts: 2,580 ✭✭✭✭
    Rhamlin:
    Now that's a good woman right there!
    +1 Man I could do some damage in there!
  • webmost
    webmost Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭✭✭
    uh... Why is your wife taking pictures of this other gal's butt?
    “It has been a source of great pain to me to have met with so many among [my] opponents who had not the liberality to distinguish between political and social opposition; who transferred at once to the person, the hatred they bore to his political opinions.” —Thomas Jefferson (1808)


  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    yeah ..... that's just my daughter standing in the way lol
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    well this place was a effin rip off
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • FireRob
    FireRob Posts: 1,890 ✭✭✭
    Well then you got your Vegas money and now you will never wonder what if.
  • Gray4lines
    Gray4lines Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    well this place was a effin rip off
    80% off = msrp? Lol!
    LLA - Lancero Lovers of America
  • Dark_Roast
    Dark_Roast Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭
    Gray4lines:
    danielzreyes:
    well this place was a effin rip off
    80% off = msrp? Lol!
    Yep, when I managed a pet store I used to buy neon tetras for $.01 and sell for $.10. Markup has to cover many things regardless of the merchandise being sold. It's just a fact of life.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This place is in a mall 5 min from my house. I rarely go in because they mark up everything through the roof. I walk in and this automatically caught my eye. I asked, "how much for the set". He replied with "these are so rare I'm selling them individually. $2000 for the ashtray, $1000 for the pens, and $1500 for the cutter, but I can take 50% off". WTF! He later said that it was made of gold (lol). I asked if I can see it up close. I noticed the msrp price and bar code underneath. So I asked again "so why is this so expensive again?" He replied "its so rare. When Fuente himself came in here, he was so surprised to see that we had one" Then I said to him, "so why does it say msrp $495 on the back?"
    ummmm uhhh well ummmm. Before he can get a word out I was already out the door. .... A$$hole


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    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    This place is in a mall 5 min from my house. I rarely go in because they mark up everything through the roof. I walk in and this automatically caught my eye. I asked, "how much for the set". He replied with "these are so rare I'm selling them individually. $2000 for the ashtray, $1000 for the pens, and $1500 for the cutter, but I can take 50% off". WTF! He later said that it was made of gold (lol). I asked if I can see it up close. I noticed the msrp price and bar code underneath. So I asked again "so why is this so expensive again?" He replied "its so rare. When Fuente himself came in here, he was so surprised to see that we had one" Then I said to him, "so why does it say msrp $495 on the back?"
    ummmm uhhh well ummmm. Before he can get a word out I was already out the door. .... A$$hole


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    aorry to hear this! Some guys just want well way too much!! But if it was a st dupont set damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Money can't buy taste
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yes Lee, is was Dupont.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    Bet he would sell a Stogie Stand for $200.
  • Cigary
    Cigary Posts: 630
    Could be worse...I came home from a business trip and my "ex"wife took a hammer to 5 humidors and then took a pair of scissors and cut up every f'n cigar. This is why she is my ex as when she went to work the next day I took a razor blade and cut every one of her dresses in areas she wouldn't know where it was....her pants suit were cut in the rear and I took her shoes and then put little nail tacks in the heel and front...just enough where you couldn't see it but you could feel it. I then proceeded to empty her perfumes and and then added some very smelly stuff in it...I won't bore you with the details. The next day I received a restraining order and I'm quite sure this was probably the impetus for the movie War of the Roses. Nobody messes with my cigars.
  • Jetmech_63
    Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    You sir, are my new hero!
  • matkn293
    matkn293 Posts: 3,565 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cigary:
    Could be worse...I came home from a business trip and my "ex"wife took a hammer to 5 humidors and then took a pair of scissors and cut up every f'n cigar. This is why she is my ex as when she went to work the next day I took a razor blade and cut every one of her dresses in areas she wouldn't know where it was....her pants suit were cut in the rear and I took her shoes and then put little nail tacks in the heel and front...just enough where you couldn't see it but you could feel it. I then proceeded to empty her perfumes and and then added some very smelly stuff in it...I won't bore you with the details. The next day I received a restraining order and I'm quite sure this was probably the impetus for the movie War of the Roses. Nobody messes with my cigars.
    Now that sir is some wicked sh*t!

    Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!

    Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!


  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Posts: 14,625 ✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    This place is in a mall 5 min from my house. I rarely go in because they mark up everything through the roof. I walk in and this automatically caught my eye. I asked, "how much for the set". He replied with "these are so rare I'm selling them individually. $2000 for the ashtray, $1000 for the pens, and $1500 for the cutter, but I can take 50% off". WTF! He later said that it was made of gold (lol). I asked if I can see it up close. I noticed the msrp price and bar code underneath. So I asked again "so why is this so expensive again?" He replied "its so rare. When Fuente himself came in here, he was so surprised to see that we had one" Then I said to him, "so why does it say msrp $495 on the back?"
    ummmm uhhh well ummmm. Before he can get a word out I was already out the door. .... A$$hole
    and now we see why the place is closing.


  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    hahah. what a freakin tool that dude
  • ehehat
    ehehat Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭
    Unbelievable. Some people have no shame.