Christmas Caption Contest - Winner!!

Chemnitz
Chemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
in Trades, Passes and Bombs
Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nice hat dad.
  • kuzi16
    kuzi16 Posts: 14,625 ✭✭✭✭
    im not compensating for anything at all
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  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's the only type of brown log hanging from the tree that gets me excited....
    Or...
    You know what they say, Xmas only comes once a year, but My Father comes again and again. Waiiiiiiit a second, nevermind ignore that.
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    GET LIT SON! snowman, cigar ...... pretty lights
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Brianak
    Brianak Posts: 255 ✭
    This bomb is for you!
  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭
    Look at the new release from My Father! Its a 24in ring gauge!
  • LiquidChaos66
    LiquidChaos66 Posts: 3,767 ✭✭✭✭
    My Father Who art in Humidor,
    Hallowed by thy band.
    When smoking one,
    The pleasure comes.
    In flavor as if in heaven.
    Life is like a blind fiver. You never know what you're gonna get.
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,769 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Does this look like a corn cob pipe to you dumbass?

    My favorite cigar list here

  • flowbee
    flowbee Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭
    Yo Rudolph,
    Got a lite????
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Posts: 4,134 ✭✭✭
    The Shizz even bombed the ornaments for Christmas.
  • Martel
    Martel Posts: 3,306 ✭✭✭✭
    If I could pick my nose, it'd be this over a carrot.
    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

    I like Oliva and Quesada (including Regius) a lot.  I will smoke anything, though.
  • jimmyv723
    jimmyv723 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    Who's Your Daddy!
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  • smoke_em_if_you_got_em
    smoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Uhhh I can't remember wrapped or unwrapped for storage!
  • WaltBasil
    WaltBasil Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭
    "I've got your Christmas. Right heeyar..."
  • Retircs1
    Retircs1 Posts: 453 ✭
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    HELP MR. BELL!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!
  • Retircs1
    Retircs1 Posts: 453 ✭
    rsherman24:
    Does this look like a corn cob pipe to you dumbass?
    LOL No it is not please give to the lady in the restroom lol
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I've got a few more captions that came to mind, can we do several or is there a limit or what?
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
    90+ Irishman:
    I've got a few more captions that came to mind, can we do several or is there a limit or what?
    The more the merrier! Many funny ones so far - keep em comin.
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    What the heck how did this get here?! I swear I was simply distracted by the waitress... Those eyes.
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • No_one21
    No_one21 Posts: 2,182 ✭✭✭
    Wow these big ring gauges are getting ridiculous!
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Greatttttt now we even have ornaments that say; "Gimmie those long and skinnies!"
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Hey look, even the ornaments on Briantz1's tree wins free swag..... Well time to go home Briantz WON.
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • variant2
    variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    Good to see an OOTL (ornament of the leaf) hang around and enjoy a cigar. 
    Cнeerѕ! Moтнerғυcĸer
  • jimmyv723
    jimmyv723 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
    And the Gift Card on the box said, "To Sno... From Ro"
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    2015 Gang War - East Coast
    Enola Gay - Target #29
     
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cue Tony Montana..."Say hello to my little friend".
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?
  • Lee.mcglynn
    Lee.mcglynn Posts: 5,960 ✭✭✭✭
    This is my father...I might be adopted
    Money can't buy taste
  • MorganGeo
    MorganGeo Posts: 2,230 ✭✭✭✭✭
    'You think I could get a smaller ring gauge? Anybody? Come on...anybody?'
  • phishstyx
    phishstyx Posts: 110 ✭
    "Oh no, you don't. If you want something, take the tie, unless you think I need it."
  • First_Warrior
    First_Warrior Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ah, soft flame or torch?
  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Merry Christmas!!! From Juinn's camera.

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