Christmas Caption Contest - Winner!!

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  • youngryan216
    youngryan216 Posts: 1,127 ✭✭✭
    I usually only smoke "Cube"ans.
    ISO Ramrod and Ron Mexico
  • variant2
    variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    "I bet you can't help but notice that I'm well hung." 
    Cнeerѕ! Moтнerғυcĸer
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Santa never knew who pick pocketed his favorite cigar that cold winter night.
  • KevinFitts
    KevinFitts Posts: 225 ✭
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Damn Genie!!! When I asked for a lite, I didn't mean the kind hanging from this tree ??
  • benhanks
    benhanks Posts: 342 ✭✭
    Christmas makes me VERY happy!!
  • Big''nBall''n
    Big''nBall''n Posts: 767 ✭✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Now i just need a cherry picker and a torch with a heat sheild! boom Ball'n!!!! Puff you a merry Christmas!
    The Names Ball'n.... Big'nBall'n! 
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's Light-Up Night!!
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • onestrangeone
    onestrangeone Posts: 2,441 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think can, I think I can!
    Little help please!
    Just do it!
    There's no such thing as to much
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Button nose? ... check.
    Two eyes made out of coal? ... check.
    Corn cob pipe? ... screw that... Come to Papa!!

    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Frosty?whos frosty call me Smokey!!
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • Bigshizza
    Bigshizza Posts: 15,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It would help if I had F'n fingers....
  • curtpick
    curtpick Posts: 2,757 ✭✭✭
    Once you go black, you never go back....
    Family, Friends, Golf, Cigars, Fine Whiskey, Good beer.... is there anything else ?  Follow on instagram @crguy1961
  • avengethis
    avengethis Posts: 5,697 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This isnt what I expected when I was asked if I had seen "My Father"
    Team O'Donnell FTW!

    "I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Do you know what the difference is between a Lamborghini and a ****? .......




    I don't have a Lamborghini right now!

  • twistedstem
    twistedstem Posts: 3,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jsnake:
    Do you know what the difference is between a Lamborghini and a ****? .......




    I don't have a Lamborghini right now!

    that's funny there
    no matter where you go, there you are.

  • christian1971
    christian1971 Posts: 467 ✭✭✭
    I love smoking Ms. Clause tampons.
  • smoke_em_if_you_got_em
    smoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No way this is My Father!
  • Glock1975
    Glock1975 Posts: 5,152 ✭✭✭✭✭
    smoke em if you got em:
    No way this is My Father!
    Really!!!
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
    Chemnitz:
    Thought I should join in the fun and share some Christmas cheer. So, time for another caption contest. Winner receives some My Father and other sticks. 3,2,1...GO!
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    Thank you guys!
    I appreciate all the smiles you have given my wife and I over the past few days. But the caption that had me literally laughing out loud, was the one that made me picture an Al Pacino 'Scarface' snowman blasting away!
    Stubble:
    Cue Tony Montana..."Say hello to my little friend".
    Steve, I've got your addy (unless you've moved in the last seven months). I'll try to brave the post office today, but sorry if your prize does not make it before Christmas.

    ...and thanks for playing everyone!
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Great contest and tons of fun! Thanks for this brother and Merry Xmas!!
    "When walking in open territory bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them."
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Thanks for the fun contest, Brad. And thanks to all for the chuckles.

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • brianetz1
    brianetz1 Posts: 4,134 ✭✭✭
    congrats steve and merry christmas everyone!
  • mmccartneydc
    mmccartneydc Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭
    Thanks for the contest bro! Lots of laughs!
  • Chemnitz
    Chemnitz Posts: 1,300 ✭✭✭
    Congrats again Stubble! 9405503699300454745914
  • flowbee
    flowbee Posts: 1,203 ✭✭✭
    Thanks for the contest!! Grats Stubble
  • Stubble
    Stubble Posts: 10,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I just now saw the update! Thanks Brad, cool contest! So this is what it feels like to be Brian E.?!?
    Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?

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