What if ...

danielzreyes
danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
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you're trying so smoke a cigar and you realize that you dont have a cutter. No knife, no box cutter, not even a trusty Xacto knife. Damn, what do you do? Well, let me show you.
I consider myself a highly skilled Weed Wacker-er. I do this professionally twice a month, and I've been doing this since I was about 12 years old. So unless you know what you're doing, I suggest not trying this and leave it to the pros like myself. Shall we? ...

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"It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR

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  • smoke_em_if_you_got_em
    smoke_em_if_you_got_em Posts: 4,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    What kind of rookie wouldn't have the tools they need??
  • 90+_Irishman
    90+_Irishman Posts: 12,409 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I think you got the remainder of that triple cap ;)
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  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dafuq is dis ****?

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  • Eulogy
    Eulogy Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You're like a surgeon with that thing.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Been watching a lot of survival shows on Nat Geo. Got inspired
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,649 ✭✭✭✭✭
    YOU inspire me. I'm gonna try very quickly slamming one in a car door.
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Belt sander.
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bob Luken:
    YOU inspire me. I'm gonna try very quickly slamming one in a car door.
    I tried this method. You end up just destroying the cigar. I don't recommend it
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • rsherman24
    rsherman24 Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That is awesome. FTW

    My favorite cigar list here

  • Hays
    Hays Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭
    I mean, I´m not the biggest MoW fan, but...why??? I´ve been in the position of lacking the proper toolage, but it´s pretty rare that I couldn´t find something to act as a makeshift punch.
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  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wish I could capture the sound from that clip and make it the text message alert on my phone.
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  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    John Claude Van Damme aka jgibv told me to do it. Blame him.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    John Claude Van Damme aka jgibv told me to do it. Blame him.
    oh it's like that huh?
    sheesh!! you ever seen me try this crazy stuff? nope.
    you are just loco, sock-man

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  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I do it for educational purposes.
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Bob_Luken
    Bob_Luken Posts: 11,649 ✭✭✭✭✭
    danielzreyes:
    Bob Luken:
    YOU inspire me. I'm gonna try very quickly slamming one in a car door.
    I tried this method. You end up just destroying the cigar. I don't recommend it
    Thanks for the heads up. I'd hate to see a good one all mangled up.
  • jliu
    jliu Posts: 7,735 ✭✭✭✭
    hahaha. "pipe tobacco"
  • Crousefer
    Crousefer Posts: 445 ✭✭
    What kinda punch ya think you can get with a well aimed drill p Press?
  • Big''nBall''n
    Big''nBall''n Posts: 767 ✭✭✭✭
    what no teeth?
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  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭✭
    And you were wearing the proper personal protective equipment of course. Great how to though, how many MOW's were harmed in the production of this film, the ASPCCA wants to know, lol.
  • Rhamlin
    Rhamlin Posts: 9,137 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hmm I got a chainsaw outside.
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    bump this one too

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  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    what a moron

    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    oh ......


    wait
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR
  • Yakster
    Yakster Posts: 31,361 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It's that how you make curly heads?
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  • clearlysuspect
    clearlysuspect Posts: 2,122 ✭✭✭✭
    I think the most desperate I ever got was a pair of diagonal cutters in my tool box at work.
  • Sketch6995
    Sketch6995 Posts: 4,495 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I wonder if you could use that to shave your nutz?
    Post that vid!
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  • danielzreyes
    danielzreyes Posts: 8,774 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sketch6995 said:
    I wonder if you could use that to shave your nutz?
    Post that vid!
    I tried already .... broke the weedwhacker
    "It's plume, bro. Nothing to worry about. Got any Opus?" The suppose to be DZR

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