Dealing fairly with IS

Amos_Umwhat
Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,989 ✭✭✭✭✭
In light of the recent atrocities perpetrated by IS, it occurs to me that perhaps we could placate them by releasing some of our Al-Qaida affiliated prisoners. We could set them free ->--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------*! about 30,000 ft over the IS stronghold where they commit their crimes, thus speaking to them in a language they understand.
"If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain

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  • jlmarta
    jlmarta Posts: 7,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Jeeze, I like the way you think, Bro. That's a great plan....... ??
  • Puff_Dougie
    Puff_Dougie Posts: 4,599 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Amos Umwhat for Secretary of Defense!!!
    "When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • raisindot
    raisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    I think a wee bit of fair play is appropriate...give them the option of deploying a parachute emblazoned with Charlie Hebdo's Mohammed cartoons.
  • The3Stogies
    The3Stogies Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭✭
    That sounds more than fair Amos Umwhat. Bombing them with bodies probably would make them think about things a little different. Jordanians may be up for it.
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,989 ✭✭✭✭✭
    raisindot:
    I think a wee bit of fair play is appropriate...give them the option of deploying a parachute emblazoned with Charlie Hebdo's Mohammed cartoons.
    Ever the merciful sentimentalist. ;)
    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • bert873
    bert873 Posts: 2,561 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I love this idea.
  • jd50ae
    jd50ae Posts: 7,900 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The point may become mote.......I don't think Jordan's King Abdullah has any intention of playing fair.
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,989 ✭✭✭✭✭
    jd50ae:
    The point may become mote.......I don't think Jordan's King Abdullah has any intention of playing fair.
    He understands them far better than we do.
    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • raisindot
    raisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    Of course, none of the Arab countries expressed any kind of outrage at all when Americans and British and Japanese were being beheaded. But once one of their own gets it--a pilot, rather than a journalist or aid worker--they start declaring holy war.
  • Shame on everyone...report to islamic extremist sensitivity training and re-education at once!
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,989 ✭✭✭✭✭
    raisindot:
    Of course, none of the Arab countries expressed any kind of outrage at all when Americans and British and Japanese were being beheaded. But once one of their own gets it--a pilot, rather than a journalist or aid worker--they start declaring holy war.
    well, those others were just Kafir, not worthy.
    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • variant2
    variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    Good idea and a woman needs to kick each one off the plane so they're denied their 72 virgins.

    They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.
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  • raisindot
    raisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    variant2:
    They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.


    I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.
  • variant2
    variant2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    raisindot:
    variant2:
    They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.


    I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.
    What about gagging their mouth with a pork chop?
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  • raisindot
    raisindot Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭
    variant2:
    raisindot:
    variant2:
    They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.


    I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.
    What about gagging their mouth with a pork chop?


    Plenty of worse things you could gag their mouths with, but I'm not going there....
  • jgibv
    jgibv Posts: 9,245 ✭✭✭✭✭
    raisindot:
    variant2:
    raisindot:
    variant2:
    They should also strap a loudspeaker to each one's back that's blasting our national anthem during their plunge.


    I think blasting out "All About the Bass" would be a much more effective terrorizing tactic.
    What about gagging their mouth with a pork chop?


    Plenty of worse things you could gag their mouths with, but I'm not going there....
    something like this.....???
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  • Rain
    Rain Posts: 8,958 ✭✭✭
    That's...just wrong.
  • Amos_Umwhat
    Amos_Umwhat Posts: 9,989 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rain:
    That's...just wrong.
    But very funny. Should we change Raji to Haji?
    "If you do not read the newspapers you're uninformed.  If you do read the newspapers, you're misinformed." --  Mark Twain
  • Jetmech_63
    Jetmech_63 Posts: 3,451 ✭✭✭
    Amos Umwhat:
    Rain:
    That's...just wrong.
    But very funny. Should we change Raji to Haji?
    Post of the week winner!!!!