Guess my new address and win some junk

jsnake
jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
On Tuesday I will have a new address. This is a contest with a prize to whoever can come up with my new address first before I close on my old house on January 15th. There have been a few clues spread through various discussions openly and privately on here and Facebook and texts. Feel free to share information amongst each other and help your brothers out. I have always despised these guessing games so realize this is an attempt to screw with you guys because I think none of you will figure it out. Rules are simple. 

1. No cheating. There are a couple ways to cheat and by doing so totally kills the spirit of this game so don't do it. Don't ruin the fun. If you have no idea how one would cheat don't worry about it. If you have a clue how it can be done please don't even talk about it. 

2. One guess per person per day. Not setting a 24 hour clock. Monday through Sunday guess once a day. 

3. You can ask general questions and I may or may not give a truthful or total BS reply. 

4. If no one has the correct answer by 2359 CST January 15th, 2016 the contest ends and you sons of basterds will have a difficult time ever finding it out. 

Here is a clue:

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When the city state and zip code are correct they will be filled in. This isn't hangman so you don't get any other blanks filled in. I will give some clues on the number to at least give you guys a fair chance. 

Oh so what is the prize? Whatever kind of junk I feel like getting rid of when I move. Could be socks, cigars, hats, candy, a trampoline, toys, magazines or whatever I come up with. It will not disappoint I promise that. 

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Comments

  • Nolagizmo
    Nolagizmo Posts: 1,914 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Nope... not gonna do it... not gonna guess... I already know how to figure this out. Good luck. May the best ... win
    "Come party with me in Tennessee for my birthday July we can smoke in the Smokey's."
  • jarubla
    jarubla Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In the great state of Missouri
    “There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    _ _ _ _      _ _    _ _ _ _ _    _ _
    _ _ _ _ _     _ _ _ _ _ _,    MO
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  • UseAsDirected
    UseAsDirected Posts: 140 ✭✭✭
    So, @jsnake can I use our conversation we had earlier to guess?
    "Even a fool has a talent"
    -That one guy
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    So, @jsnake can I use our conversation we had earlier to guess?
    Yes
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Holts Summit?
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wylaff said:
    Holts Summit?
    No
  • CharlieHeis
    CharlieHeis Posts: 8,975 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Grain Valley
  • Devildog1
    Devildog1 Posts: 971 ✭✭✭✭✭
    For the win


    President jsnake
    1600 Pennsylvania ave nw
    washiington DC 20500
  • Usaf06
    Usaf06 Posts: 11,894 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2015
    Here is a hint....
    It's  2 streets down from his former addy
    "I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
    -- Winston Churchill

    "LET'S GO FRANCIS"     Peter

  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Grain Valley, MO
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  • peter4jc
    peter4jc Posts: 18,142 ✭✭✭✭✭
    _ _ _ _       So.    _ _ _ _ _    St.
    Grain Valley, MO
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    "I could've had a Mi Querida!"   Nick Bardis
  • Devildog1
    Devildog1 Posts: 971 ✭✭✭✭✭
    1114 SW Sandy LN
    grain valley mo 64029

    maybe close???
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    peter4jc said:
    _ _ _ _       So.    _ _ _ _ _    St.
    Grain Valley, MO
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    No

  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭

    Devildog1 said:
    1114 SW Sandy LN
    grain valley mo 64029

    maybe close???
    In the same town
  • Oneisnone
    Oneisnone Posts: 459 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It would not let me guess earlier: 

    NW Cedar
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sni-A-Bar? Love that name
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Someone is warm. But who?
  • UseAsDirected
    UseAsDirected Posts: 140 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2015
    Did he get that zip code right?
    64029

    Kerby Street?
    "Even a fool has a talent"
    -That one guy
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Grain Valley, MO
    64029
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You guys have to figure the rest out on your own but someone guessed another part right. 
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
    224 East Sni-A-Bar st.
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Wylaff said:
    224 East Sni-A-Bar st.
    Very cold
  • Wylaff
    Wylaff Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭✭✭
    2003 So. Cedar St?
    "Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."

    At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...
  • bearb
    bearb Posts: 1,128 ✭✭✭
    1112 sw sandy ln
  • Echambers
    Echambers Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2015
    808 northwest cedar ln.
    -- "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick."
  • jsnake
    jsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hey guys something was brought to my attention that I should have thought about ahead of time regarding this. This here contest is canceled. No more guesses please. I wanted to mess with you guys and have some fun so I will think up something new after I complete my move. There will be a make up contest soon. Sorry to be a Scrooge but stay tuned.