Off to the donkey show thanks to Shizz.
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As some of you may have read in an earlier Shizz "contest" (more like a reason to destroy someone), I may, or may not have revealed my desire for a large farm animal.
So I get a package today from the all too familiar Loon Lake address and I am thinking to myself, "how the hell did Jim get the contest winnings here so soon?"
It turns out he did not. He sent me the donkey, a bag of skittles and a treat with my Tijuana stage name emblazoned on the wrapper. How did you know Jim? I thought I saw you in the audience you freak.

So I get a package today from the all too familiar Loon Lake address and I am thinking to myself, "how the hell did Jim get the contest winnings here so soon?"
It turns out he did not. He sent me the donkey, a bag of skittles and a treat with my Tijuana stage name emblazoned on the wrapper. How did you know Jim? I thought I saw you in the audience you freak.

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Nice bomb, Shizz!
"I could've had a Mi Querida!" Nick Bardis0 -
Lmao.. WTG Shizz1
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We both have horse stories...Paul...you're a good sport. Something will follow, non horse related.3
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Hahaha. That's great stuff!0
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No follow up,needed Shizzman. It's a perfect package. Made me literally LMAO.1
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Awesome!Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that corndog?0
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Now that is some funny shizz0
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That is funny right therrrrr!
Life is too short to smoke bad cigars!!!
Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in!
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Paul-- consolation prize on its way... Hope you like crappy cigars
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You did not have to do that. The game was perfect as it was.
On a side note, the donkey was kidnapped by a Mexican cartel and it is rumored to be running drugs into Cali via underground tunnels.2







