Bad Genie Game
Puff_Dougie
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Saw this on another site. Thought it would be fun to post here and see what y'all come up with...
"When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon
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I wish I had a box of pre embargo cigarsNon Crux sed lux0
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Granted, but they have not been stored properly“There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch5
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I wish I had an awesome man cave where I could smoke in the winter."When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon1
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granted, but it's just a man in a cave; have fun.2
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Granted, but all your cigars turn into Dutch Masters when your enter.3
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I wish I was somewhere tropical and warmNon Crux sed lux0
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granted, but its all dudes in speedos and no cigars"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter2 -
Genie, a dozen maple bacon doughnuts from Voodoo Doughnuts in Portland, please
“There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch0 -
Granted, but you have to pick them up in person, in Portland, Maine."When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon1
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I wish, I had a 6 figure jobThe Names Ball'n.... Big'nBall'n!0
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Done, but now you work for isis in syria"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter2 -
I wish I could live somewhere warm.Team O'Donnell FTW!
"I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke ever last one of 'em." - Ron White0 -
Welcome to Somalia
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form."
-- Winston Churchill
"LET'S GO FRANCIS" Peter3 -
I wish the liquor laws didn't suck in utahNon Crux sed lux1
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I know this is breaking the rules of the game, but +1. They truly suck here, and everything is 25-35% more expensive (sometimes more)“There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch1
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And sorry about the sucky laws.0
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Genie, I'd like the Midas Touch, but just on Thursdays“There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch0
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Granted. You have just been hired as a part-time, minimum wage rusty exhaust system remover at Midas Muffler.1
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I wish i had a hot girlfriend.Two people with a common goal can accomplish many things. Two people with a common enemy can accomplish even more.0
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Granted. 400lb woman just exiting a sauna5
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I wish I could mute certain people.1
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Granted, but mother in laws and ex wives are excluded4
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I wish my fat ass didn't get winded tying my shoes."Cooking isn't about struggling; It's about pleasure. It's like sǝx, with a wider variety of sauces."
At any given time the urge to sing "In The Jungle" is just a whim away... A whim away... A whim away...0 -
Granted, but now every time you tie your shoes, you break wind."When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon5
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Genie, how about a bagel w/ cream cheese and a cuppa coffee this morning“There’ll be two dates on your tombstone and all your friends will read ’em but all that’s gonna matter is that little dash between ’em.” -Kevin Welch0
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Granted, you've just been hired at the cafeteria at Beth Israel Hospital in Boston (while you're there, check out the lentil soup)2
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I wish I had cool socks like DZR."When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm, refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt grateful to God, and have blessed His name." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon1
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Granted. But that's all the clothes you have.5
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