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"Obama" - Redneck word of the day

cabinetmakercabinetmaker Posts: 2,560 ✭✭
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"Obama" - the redneck word of the day



"I bought a case of beer and drank it obama self"


Got any good redneck words of the day? Post them here.

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    Matt MarvelMatt Marvel Posts: 930 ✭
    Barium- what you do when CPR fails.
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    TatuajeVITatuajeVI Posts: 2,378 ✭
    Matt Marvel:
    Barium- what you do when CPR fails.
    LOL. I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that the second time.

    **** - "My granpaw **** at age 65.."
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    gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947 ✭
    Discount ---Can I get a discount on this one ? Discount yourself lucky we're selling it to ya at that price !!!
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    kingjk729kingjk729 Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭
    Pacific..... as in " Oh i dont understand the differences , could you be more pacific".... o you mean like the ocean..... huh
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    AQUADGIO1200AQUADGIO1200 Posts: 406
    This is my 100th post...so i will make it a good one:

    Word: Mayonaise
    "Mayonaise some big tires on that truck!"
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    j0z3rj0z3r Posts: 9,403 ✭✭
    kingjk729:
    Pacific..... as in " Oh i dont understand the differences , could you be more pacific".... o you mean like the ocean..... huh
    I think that's right up there with..."let me axe you a question"
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    SmokeeeSmokeee Posts: 220 ✭
    misunderestimated... as in.... "They misunderestimated me." George W. Bush -- Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000
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    gmill880gmill880 Posts: 5,947 ✭
    Ranch---- Hand me that thar adjust'ble ranch ...this thangs on here too tite !!!
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    clearlysuspectclearlysuspect Posts: 2,124 ✭✭✭✭
    My wife's sister actually used the word "unbalancement" the other day in the sentence "She has a chemical unbalancement."
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    PuroFreakPuroFreak Posts: 4,131 ✭✭
    I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

    An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

    The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

    Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...
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    VulchorVulchor Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭✭
    HOT WATER HEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!One of mine too PuroAlso------Television set (there is one of them), axe you a question (stated above I know), Why doesnt he make HISSELF a sandwich, Your change is 2 dollars and 14 CENT, Today will be partly cloudy...however tomorrow will be mostly sunny (same d@mn thing, no?)
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    JdoraisJdorais Posts: 652 ✭
    Nakin = Napkin
    Acrost = Across
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    nsezellnsezell Posts: 294
    When you have an operation to sterilize an animal (read dog/cat) it's called a spay. You have your dog or cat spayed. I get tired of people asking me when they need to have their cat spaded...
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    MarkHMarkH Posts: 120 ✭✭
    "Healthy" food.....your food isn't healthy..it's DEAD! However, it may be healthful.
    Ever get an email with this as the first line? "For your FYI" ?
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    phobicsquirrelphobicsquirrel Posts: 7,347 ✭✭✭
    PuroFreak:
    I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

    An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

    The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

    Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...
    ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehe
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    jsnakejsnake Posts: 5,979 ✭✭✭✭✭
    phobicsquirrel:
    PuroFreak:
    I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

    An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

    The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

    Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...
    ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehe
    You never go A** To Mouth! LMAO
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    Hawk55Hawk55 Posts: 846 ✭
    some do....can u believe it?
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    PuroFreakPuroFreak Posts: 4,131 ✭✭
    jsnake:
    phobicsquirrel:
    PuroFreak:
    I've got two that aren't really redneck words, just things that bother me when people say them...

    An "ATM Machine." So it's an Automated Teller Machine Machine?

    The other is a "hot water heater." It heats cold water to make it hot... Why would you heat water that is already hot?

    Just things that bounce around in my twisted little brain...
    ATM also means something else.... A** to mouth! hehe
    You never go A** To Mouth! LMAO
    I've known some freaky women who didn't mind that though... HAHA
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